It'll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address.

We're sorry you didn't win any money but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game.

It's just not there. There is no need to try and address something or instigate something that isn't there now. It sounds to me like someone has too much time on their hands.

Buy a tin of food with no wrapper and be surprised at tea time.

The plain fact is that there are no conclusions

They were originally going to make plain brown teddy bears, and they were going to donate them to the kids in the hospital, but the inmates really became into the program and were able to crochet stuffed animals very well.