It'd be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.

It's a business you go into because your an egocentric. It's a very embarrassing profession.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I'm past that age.

Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it when she was four.

I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret... if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid.