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It's sort of what jazz would be if it stopped being snobby and what rock would be if it stopped being stupid.


Andy Partridge

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ANDY ROONEY I think Heaven and afterlife is for the living; it's for the people that continue on and remembe...
ANDY BIERSACK They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
ANDY WARHOL Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood.
ANDY GOLDSWORTHY We teach about how to drive in school, but not how to manage finances.
ANDY WILLIAMS In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
ANDY WARHOL Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.
ANDY WARHOL You can't go wrong with pizza, unless it's terrible pizza.
ANDY KINDLER If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode...
ANDY SAMBERG Obviously, SNL has a lot of viewers, but the potential for a movie is through the roof.
ANDY SAMBERG Well, basically, when you get SNL, everyone wants to take a meeting, just in case you end up being g...
ANDY SAMBERG Class Day is a terrible name for a day when you don't have to go to any class.
ANDY SAMBERG No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn&#...
ANDY SAMBERG It's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of the business t...
ANDY SAMBERG I'm a big Letterman fan.
ANDY SAMBERG