It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
Bill Watterson
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It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
BILL WATTERSON I'm not about my breasts; I'm just about good health, OK. I'm not afraid of doing what I...
JACLYN SMITH Personally, I'm not into reality shows - I can't even name a reality show that I was a reall...
DAMIEN FAHEY I'm from Brooklyn, New York. I'm a hip-hop artist. That's just that. You're going to...
ASTRO I'm not hurting anybody. Comedy's all about innuendo. I'm putting it out there just like...
JEFF ROSS I'm not Bill Gates. And I'm not Ted Turner.
JAMES JANNARD When I'm writing about reality, I'm writing about death. When I'm writing fiction, I'...
RALPH PETERS I'm not a reality-TV kind of guy. But it's almost like we're living in a reality show. E...
CLINT EASTWOOD I'm a big-city boy. What I like is big cities. It's not just what I like. It's what I wr...
SALMAN RUSHDIE Being outspoken about my faith isn't just something that I do; it's who I am because my fait...
TIM TEBOW When you get bullied, you automatically think that you're the reason why you're getting bull...
KAT GRAHAM I'm in a really nice position because I can be selective with the modeling jobs that I do and ju...
TALI LENNOX I'm worried about myself. Glizzy gang, that's it. I'm not worried about no other rappers...
SHY GLIZZY I'm not an academic; I'm not an archaeologist. I'm a writer, communicating ideas to the ...
GRAHAM HANCOCK I'm not asking that people accept homosexuality. I'm not asking that they believe like I do ...
ROSIE O'DONNELL I could do nice, but it's just not as much fun. Being nice isn't my biggest goal in life. I&...
SHARON STONE I'm a big old egotistical baby and that's okay. I can accept it.
WHOOPI GOLDBERG While I love to read contemporary fiction, I'm not drawn to writing it. Perhaps it's because...
GERALDINE BROOKS Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill
ROLAND SMITH I'm 23 years old. I might just be my mother's child, but in all reality, I'm everybody...
TUPAC SHAKUR I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ...
MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX The big push for me is the Olympics this year. If I'm healthy, I'm not worried about my rank...
VENUS WILLIAMS I do really silly dancing. I love dancing, but I'm not cool when I dance. It's not about my ...
IMOGEN HEAP It's not that I'm a daredevil. But I'm just generally not a fearful person. I don't ...
BOB IGER I'm a normal person. You say something about me, I'm going to say something back, funny or n...
AUSTIN SEFERIAN-JENKINS I'm not Bill Evans. I'm not Keith Jarrett. I'm basically a singer who plays along with h...
BURTON CUMMINGS I'm just going to say I'm not gay. I really, really like women. That's all I can really ...
AARON RODGERS I'm just playing basketball. I just want to be a great player. That's it. That's all I...
KAWHI LEONARD I'm actually a very private person. Sometimes I'm in denial that I'm really famous.
BRITNEY SPEARS I've done TV and I've done film, and I'm not snobby about it. It's about the project...
KELLY MACDONALD I don't ever want to become Bill Maher where I have to find some strong opinion on something jus...
DOUG STANHOPE It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
ALBERT EINSTEIN I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me.
BOB DYLAN As a co-writer of the Mumford's songs, I'm always quite insecure about the music - I find it...
BEN LOVETT It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes.
COLIN FARRELL I've performed in China, France, New Delhi, and Indianapolis, and everybody just allows themselv...
RICKY MARTIN I suppose it's a very highly developed form of denial, but some part of me completely denies tha...
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS I'm not just a doormat. I'm not just being stepped on all over the place. If you look at the...
LUCINDA WILLIAMS Usually, if I'm yelling at the TV, I'm in a bar. If I'm by myself, and it's not a ga...
BEN FELDMAN I'm not interested in making money. It's just that with my talent, I'm cursed with it.
NOEL GALLAGHER I have lots of favorite shows, but not reality! I don't like reality TV so much. I'm saddene...
BARBARA MANDRELL I'm quite intuitive about what I pick. Often it's to do with what I've just done and how...
RACHEL GRIFFITHS I know I'm not everybody's cup of tea. I'm just me.
MEL B Maybe it's because I was too much reality, but I'm not interested in seeing too much reality...
DENNIS FARINA It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill
JUDE WATSON Bill Watterson argued with his medium even as he eclipsed it. He was all too aware that no artistic ...
ANTHONY MARRA I love being on the water, wakesurfing and wakeboarding. I'm not thinking about golf. I'm ju...
DUSTIN JOHNSON Cooking, to me, it's kind of therapeutic. It's completely different from music as well. I...
PHILLIP PHILLIPS I just have a sense that, you know, I'm curious about what is religion about, you know? Why do s...
ELAINE PAGELS Bill Watterson, creator of the extremely popular 'Calvin and Hobbes,' did know when to quit ...
RON GOULART That's what happens in Hollywood. People are like, 'I want to hate you, because everyone els...
EVANGELINE LILLY I'm not a performer who will come on stage and tell you everything about my life. It's just ...
BEBE NEUWIRTH I'm misrepresented as a scary person. I'm not. It's all about my size and my eyebrows.
LIEV SCHREIBER One of the things that's always amazed me about people who attack me, saying I'm opposed to ...
CORY GARDNER I'm just me. I'm just very opinionated. I react to whatever I see. If it's good, it'...
MEL B It's about the music and that's it. I'm not an entertainer. But I do entertain people, s...
LIAM GALLAGHER I preferred MTV as it used to be when it was about the music - I don't like it that now they jus...
GEORGIA MAY JAGGER I tell myself, 'If I can wake up each day and be excited about what I'm doing, then I must b...
ALEXANDRA CASSAVETES I believe that reality TV should be called 'not reality' TV; it's fiction.
HILL HARPER I'm hesitant to make grand statements because I feel like that it's not exactly what I'm...
SPIKE JONZE I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do someth...
DOLLY PARTON I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan.
BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously.
ERINN HAYES I'm a writer; it's not just what I do, but who I am.
BEVERLY LEWIS I'm not used to crying. It's a little difficult. All my life I've had to fight. It's...
SERENA WILLIAMS I'm certainly not a person who spends their every waking moment soaking themselves in signs and ...
PETER YORK I'm not a pitiable creature. It's just that I suffer very eloquently.
JONI MITCHELL I'm not a dictator. It's just that I have a grumpy face.
AUGUSTO PINOCHET My alignment is with what I perceive as just and fair. If it's with the Muslims, then I'm wi...
HAMZA YUSUF I can't control what's going to happen in the future. I can't control what's going t...
SAM BRADFORD When I step on that basketball court, I'm thinking about basketball, I'm thinking about winn...
CARMELO ANTHONY If I don't talk about my religion, if I say I'm not discussing it or different humanitarian ...
TOM CRUISE When I get time off, my brain is just, that's it. I sit. I veg. People will think that I'm u...
STEPHEN AMELL All I do is have fun. When I'm not working, it's about making people laugh. I love making jo...
DREW FULLER I'm not a politician or a scholar or political historian. I'm just a photographer who's ...
PLATON Even though these days I'm very selective about what roles I want to do, I will do Stargate anyt...
RONNY COX When I watch drummers, I always want to see energy. It's not about the proficiency of the musici...
MIKE JOYCE In the middle of a play, I go crazy and don't realize what I'm doing. I'll snap back to ...
BRIAN BOSWORTH It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea.
JUDE WATSON Television is a very highly constructed, and edited, and censored, and tailored, and marketed realit...
JODHI MAY I'm not really someone who's always out on the scene going places. I'm a homebody. That&...
SETH CURRY I'm not comfortable being photographed, though I accept it is part of the job.
RYAN GIGGS I'm not opposed to comics on the Internet. It's just not interesting to me.
DANIEL CLOWES I'm a born-again Christian, but that's not the coat that I wear. It's just how my heart&...
TONY VINCENT That's the thing I'm worst at: resting. I have to be forced to do it. Sometimes I think of l...
RONDA ROUSEY I'm a home cook and love to read about food, but I'm not trained as a chef. I'm just rea...
TED ALLEN I just consider myself slightly left-of-center. I'm not your average bear. I - what's the wo...
EDDIE VAN HALEN It's hard to decide how to match words to music. It's not like it's twice the work. It...
AYUMI HAMASAKI If I don't feel confident about my body, I'm not going to sit at home and feel sorry for mys...
KIM KARDASHIAN I'm an information junkie, and I don't mean that in snobby way. I'm not talking about wo...
DANIELLE SCHNEIDER I really want to keep modelling, but it's not my number one goal in life. But it's so fun. I...
MADDIE ZIEGLER It's not comfortable for me to write about my family. I'm not comfortable writing about me.
KARL ROVE The reality is the technology exists now to extend life and have people live healthier, happier live...
BILL MARIS I'm not thinking about what needs to be on the radio. I'm not thinking about anything other ...
BRIAN MCKNIGHT I believe there's - now, don't get me wrong; I'm not prejudiced - there's some white...
CHARLIE SIFFORD Ken, my husband, just smelled like he belonged to me. I'm not talking about hygiene. I'm tal...
ERICA JONG If there's something I want, I go for it. I just think about how I'm going to go for it.
DAVID SCHWIMMER I'm just drawing it now. It's totally revolting. I'm sure you'll love it.
EDDIE CAMPBELL
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"What's misunderstood?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
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BILL WATTERSON Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
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BILL WATTERSON Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
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'That's why animals are s...
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When you thi...
BILL WATTERSON The center snaps the ball to the quarterback!"
"No he doesn't!"
"He doesn't?"
"NO! Se...
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BILL WATTERSON Verbing weirds language.
BILL WATTERSON The world isn't fair, Calvin."
"I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSON This is where dad burried the little raccoon.
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BILL WATTERSON Watcha doin'?”
“Looking for frogs.”
“How come?”
“I must follow the inscru...
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-Hobbes
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"Well, it wasn't on purpose
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C...
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CALVIN: ...
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Of course not. Don't be silly.
Eve...
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-Calvin
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-Calvin
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BILL WATTERSON We've had a few, but considering the length of the delay, it has not been bad.
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BILL WATTERSON Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to ...
BILL WATTERSON If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 minutes, than it's probably not worth...
BILL WATTERSON You can lead people to the truth, but you can't make them understand it.
BILL WATTERSON How come we play war and not peace?"
"Too few role models.
BILL WATTERSON Such is American business, I guess, where the desire for obscene profit mutes any discussion of cons...
BILL WATTERSON Now what state do you live in?'
'Denial.
BILL WATTERSON Mothers are the necessity of invention.
BILL WATTERSON I learned about what I love. Imagination, deep friendship, animals, family, the natural world, ideas...
BILL WATTERSON I was not prepared for the resulting attention. Besides disliking the diminishment of privacy and th...
BILL WATTERSON I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
BILL WATTERSON At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find the inner mo...
BILL WATTERSON Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these ...
BILL WATTERSON Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better t...
BILL WATTERSON By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an i...
BILL WATTERSON A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they'll be...
BILL WATTERSON I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSON Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster th...
BILL WATTERSON It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
BILL WATTERSON It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
BILL WATTERSON [Calvin: A 6-year-old boy who thinks like a grown-up and fantasizes like a child.] Calvin is very fr...
BILL WATTERSON