It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.
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VAUGHN TAYLOR I don?t know if it was by accident [the discharge].
MIKE VAUGHN It's a juggernaut, yeah... but I'm not phased by making movies.
MATTHEW VAUGHN As an athlete, you've got to understand there's no loyalty in sports. I understand that and it doesn...
TERRY VAUGHN Despite my living in Virginia, we saw a great deal of each other and supported each other through ou...
DENNIS VAUGHN It was tough the last few years watching my best friend be systematically destroyed bit by bit by th...
DENNIS VAUGHN I'm sure they're working diligently, but it's still disappointing to a lot of us who knew John.
DENNIS VAUGHN I saw John the happiest and most upbeat I have seen him in some time, as he could finally see light ...
DENNIS VAUGHN It's beautiful here. It's a great place to be.
VAUGHN TAYLOR A fucked-up family's a fucked-up family, whether or not werewolves are involved.
CARRIE VAUGHN So, Cormac, have you ever dealt with a PMSing werewolf?'
No.'
Well, it's a real bitch...
CARRIE VAUGHN We've got to keep performing. The batsmen played well on a docile pitch, but this one looks fresher ...
VAUGHN JOHNSON I was actually a single man until I was 41. Rather late. Irish marry late.
ROBERT VAUGHN By virtue of believing in a Supreme Being one embraces certain mysteries.
ROBERT VAUGHN American will have a tough time in 2006, it all depends where the price of oil goes.
VAUGHN CORDLE I went to college with James Coburn and Steve McQueen was a very good friend.
ROBERT VAUGHN When I did 'Stardust,' I was fighting the studio for things I believed were right.
MATTHEW VAUGHN Want some help with help with that stick in your ass, love?"
"No. It's quite comfortable, than...
S.W. VAUGHN I was born on Mather Air Force Base near Sacramento, but we moved around a lot.
CARRIE VAUGHN If we take one away, the other pines.
JIM VAUGHN From where these kids have come from, and then to have something like that make ESPN, it just makes ...
GREG VAUGHN It might be some neighborhood kids, ... [But] even if it's a prank, we're going to take it very seri...
GREG VAUGHN It's a really interesting thing to see a grown man cry. It really gets to a man's heart,
GREG VAUGHN It's a big 'aha!' Once they understand how important it is, they do it. And they hit it out of the b...
GREG VAUGHN There was no question that he loved me, ... But he couldn't get the words out, 'I love you. Son, I r...
GREG VAUGHN I believe with all my heart that there's a new wind blowing, ... It's the spirit of reconciliation, ...
GREG VAUGHN He will turn the hearts of the fathers to their children, and the hearts of the children to their fa...
GREG VAUGHN Our guys played extremely hard, especially in the second half.
GLENN VAUGHN The did a good job on the offensive boards in the second half. We played a really good first half, b...
GLENN VAUGHN