It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe.

It's all in the hands. You put your fingers in your nose or mouth or eyes and get sick that way.

Many a man's nose was broken by his mouth.

My first series, I wouldn't even know where to get a clip of it. It was called 'Cracking Up.' It was on 'FOX' in 2004.

If you don't know how to play hockey, learn. If you quit, get back out there.

My eyes aren't special, my nose isn't special, my mouth isn't special.