It's fun to get a message on the phone service that Lucille Ball or Burt Reynolds called, and play it very blase by asking, 'Anyone else?'

You can't do anything else once you do game shows. You have no career.

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens.

My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding.

I was 24 yesterday. Suddenly you wake up, and you get on the elevator, and there's a mirror there. And you look in the mirror, and you're an old man.

Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living.