It would positively be a relief to me to dig him [Shakespeare] up and throw stones at him.

Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare

I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going

The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.

A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.

The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist