It would be a sad day if we British stopped being cynical, but you sometimes wonder whether we overdo it.

I sometimes wonder whether all pleasures are not substitutes for joy.

I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm a character being written, or if I'm writing myself.

I suppose with houses and assets, then I guess I would be a millionaire. But so are a lot of people.

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.