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It would be a challenge even for the Delaware Theater Company to do a show like this.


Denver Garrison

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ED SCHULTZ The Delaware distribution center is our second-smallest. I think it would be hard to draw conclusion...
BILL CURRY I would be terrified if Bill Maher was like, 'Hey, do you want to come on the show?' I would...
CONSTANCE ZIMMER It would be huge for this team's confidence. We didn't show a lot of maturity at Iowa State, and thi...
CHAD GREENWAY If you think like a leader, act like a leader, inspire like a leader then you are a leader.
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NAPOLEON BONAPARTE There is this one thing that I never ever want to know, and that is knowing how to give up on a true...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I will not read the last page of novels first," I said, and then punched myself in the face.
"...
BRANDON SANDERSON How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS What will make you a star is in you
SOTONYE ANGA (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON The best thing you can do for your kids is to show them God working in you on a daily basis.
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GRACE MORGAN I was working in Lexington when I recognized this actor, Michael Shannon, and I was like, 'What ...
BOYD HOLBROOK Tea?” Daniel asked, signaling to the innkeeper.
“Please. Or anything that is hot.” She pu...
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JULIA QUINN His brows rose. “And how is it that you have come to be such an expert on scrapes and bruises?”<...
JULIA QUINN Then, with a cheeky quirk of his brows, he leaned forward and murmured, “Would it be improper of m...
JULIA QUINN Daniel chuckled. Whoever that poor girl was, he hoped his family was paying her well.
And then,...
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He tilted his head to the right. “I believe she’s off rooti...
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Daniel swallowed, and he had the strangest sensati...
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AMY BEHELER [For Spade, the freedom to do edgier material than the networks would allow clinched the deal.] If I...
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OM BENIWAL You can not change what happened or bring back the past. But you can change the future by being stro...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA They have the infrastructure to challenge a company like Microsoft.
STEPHEN ARNOLD So this is going to be drill!?
DEYTH BANGER It is a lie.
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HAL THAU It is a challenge to do a movie like this right. It will be completely legitimate, as close to the t...
BASIL IWANYK Even if we had a full team ready to go, it would still be a massive challenge.
EDDIE O'SULLIVAN What makes this show so good for the theater and the community is that it builds a diverse audience.
HARRY BRYCE Someday I'd love to come back and start a theater company in Boulder. That would be a dream come...
SHERYL LEE It will be a significant challenge for Santorum to show a divide between him and the White House.
CHRISTOPHER BORICK No man, not even a doctor, ever gives any other definition of what a nurse should be than this - 'de...
FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE The challenge for this company is investors have been trained for them to beat numbers and raise gui...
KAREN HAUS A clear passion, a resolute determination, a can-do spirit; these are the rods for creating a great ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR As you see you can't change what has happen in past if I could I do my best to don't happen in other...
DEYTH BANGER To change yourself you have to move from where you are and take a step, then you have to be willing ...
BRENT M. JONES The company is taking the actions required for long-term profitability but whenever a company has to...
KARTIK MEHTA Unsubscribe from should-a, would-a, could-a
MICHAEL H. DANSBURY In terms of theater, I would love to go back to do theater. If I could find something for me to do t...
DULE HILL There's plenty of money out there. They print more every day. But this ticket, there's only five of ...
ROALD DAHL Most powerful of all powers in its holy insinuation is _being_. _To be_ is more powerful than even _...
GEORGE MACDONALD I would love to do a live show with dancers and fashion and scenic elements - definitely bring my lo...
ADAM LAMBERT My most memorable food challenge was probably the Big Texan in Amarillo. All the big executives call...
ADAM RICHMAN If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS... Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is useful information if you're moving out ...
RON DARIAN The man I am today it's not the man of yesterday
CHRISTOPHER FUDGE is a broken man an outlaw?"

"More or less." Brienne answered.

Septon Meribald ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN The summer sun continued to rise in the sky and propel shocks of heat down on the city and the heavy...
HUBERT SELBY JR. Everything about this show just feels like a vagina miracle to me. This may be one of the only times...
EVE ENSLER People live for eating,but I eat for survive
OM BENIWAL Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said:
I am not commanding you, but I ...
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STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me.
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HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them.
HARPER LEE The beauty of making theater is that you have to go and do it the next day. Making a show nightly is...
THOMAS KAIL Being a global launch, it is a huge challenge for my company and I have got to make sure this partne...
BRUNO SCHIAVI We are going back home, and we have a big game because Denver is playing really good basketball. It ...
DARRELL ARMSTRONG It never made sense for us to do a fall show. Usually, the company was laid off for the summer, and ...
FERNE CAULKER There’s no need to sharpen your pencils any more. Even the dull ones can make a mark.
ZE FRANK I always thought I'd write about my dad, at some point, ... I didn't think it would be like this, bu...
CAMERON CROWE How to be a Poet (to remind myself)

Make a place to sit down.
Sit down. Be quiet. <...
WENDELL BERRY if it doesn't come bursting out of you
in spite of everything,
don't do it.
unless it...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI It was radical for anybody to do this. You could see that it was going to be a challenge from the ge...
BRUCE BELZOWSKI Anytime you wonder about something, keep in mind and remember, there is something that can make you ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full.
CHLOE THURLOW For Delaware State, it's historic. For a team like Maryland, the NIT might be disappointing, but for...
CHUCK BELL Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.
A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
...
A.A. MILNE That is really what it takes for a high-end theater like this one.
BILLY HARRISON I'm from Denver, and there is really nothing acting-wise to do there except for theater. I did e...
MADISEN BEATY I love the community of theater. There is something about the camaraderie: People who show up eight ...
BILLY PORTER Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo...
GERMANY KENT This deal is really exciting for the TV viewers, ... They'll be able to get whatever they want right...
GERRY KAUFHOLD Vegas is definitely a new challenge, but I wanted to be able to put on a different type of show. You...
BRITNEY SPEARS I certainly want campaign finance reform. I just wish this would do it in a way that would stand up ...
BEN NELSON Do not be afraid of failure, it is part of the learning process
SOTONYE ANGA Girls like guys to be a challenge. It gives them some mold to fit in how they act. Like a mom. What ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY If you can't do it today, You can not do it in your whole life! Do it NOW!
KAMAL KHANZADA It's such a challenge. A show like this is almost like a rite of passage that you have to go through...
KIRK WHITE This is a very ambitious show for the Anderson Gallery. And this is a special circumstance for Richm...
GREGORY VOLK Denver? Not Phoenix? ... Do you have family in Denver, Colorado or do you want to relocate to Denver...
ANDREW HUDSON With home theater and media centers, there has been such an electronics boom within the last five ye...
GEORGE JAMES I would like to think that Denver voters were smart. To vote for a massive new courthouse and jail b...
BILL VANDENBERG It's quite an obscure notion for a kid, no? To want to be a curator. But even then, I knew that ...
HANS-ULRICH OBRIST It's a challenging play to do, but we like to challenge the students in this program. And they're up...
JACKIE LABARRO It's a great pity that things weren't so arranged that an empty head, like an empty stomach, wouldn'...
UNKNOWN We should be ready for a change.
DEYTH BANGER Did you see more glass?
J.D. SALINGER

More Denver Garrison

I don't know if he could or not. He could try.
DENVER GARRISON Gas prices are too high. Something should be done about it.
DENVER GARRISON Many things made me become a vegetarian, among them, the higher food yield as a solution to world h...
JOHN DENVER I've had a deep love affair with skiing for many years.
JOHN DENVER At times I've got a really big ego. But I'll tell you the best thing about me. I'm some ...
JOHN DENVER Pag sinabihan kang panget o mataba, bullying yun. Pero pag binungangaan ka o pinitik man lang, assau...
DENVER MEDINA He gave us the gift of love and laughter, ... even in his passing.
BOB DENVER It was the mid-'70s when I realized it wasn't going off the air,
BOB DENVER He was my everything and I will love him forever,
BOB DENVER Oh, one of my fans! One of my few fans!
BOB DENVER Dawn Wells, who is Mary-Ann, has a cookbook out, which is really a lot of fun. It's got thirteen coc...
BOB DENVER It's 40 years this year it's been on the air continually,
BOB DENVER [Sherwood Schwartz, the creator of] Gilligan's Island, ... remarkable actor, because he was not real...
BOB DENVER The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial.
BOB DENVER I've watched it on and off. I don't know why everyone is fascinated by it.
BOB DENVER It was the mid-'70s when I realized it wasn't going off the air. I certainly didn't set out to have ...
BOB DENVER I think the biggest problem in the world is that we have a generation of young people, and maybe two...
JOHN DENVER I am the eagle, I live in high country, in rocky cathedrals that reach to the sky;I am the hawk and ...
JOHN DENVER which was lucky, because they were atrocious. But, if I were a reviewer and saw the show, I'd probab...
BOB DENVER Perhaps love is like a resting place, A shelter from the storm, It exists to give you comfort, It is...
JOHN DENVER I don't want to just entertain people. I want to touch them.
JOHN DENVER I get an awful lot of fan mail, and I read all that I can.
JOHN DENVER The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island
BOB DENVER Just tell em I'm a nobody that's tryin to tell everybody 'bout Somebody that can save anybody.
DENVER MOORE I used to spend a lotta time worryin that I was different from other people, even from other homeles...
DENVER MOORE Our limitation is God's opportunity. When you get all the way to the end of your rope and there ain'...
DENVER MOORE Sometimes you see that happen, where a team gets over the hump and gets some traction. Don't ever un...
DENVER JOHNSON There has never been a time on Earth like we see today. What we need
are more ways to experienc...
JOHN DENVER Whatever meaning 'Annie's Song' had for me on a personal level, there was also a larger context. It ...
JOHN DENVER There's one piece of advice my dad gave me when he dropped me off at college. He said, "You've got t...
JOHN DENVER I would make my job a work of art. I would like whatever it is that I'm doing - everyone's experienc...
JOHN DENVER With Maynard and Gilligan, I had the best of both worlds.
BOB DENVER It's never over 'til the fat lady sings. Those are some of the plays we made.
DENVER CROMER Negative things aren't negative unless you succumb to them.
DENVER HASLAM I believe that we are here for each other, not against each other. Everything comes from an understa...
JOHN DENVER thank god i,m a country boy.
JOHN DENVER I would so much like young people to have a sense of the gift that they are. Not many of them feel l...
JOHN DENVER There's an aspect of human nature in which we want to think we're better than somebody else. They're...
JOHN DENVER We don't teach kids how to feel, we don't give them the words to go by.
JOHN DENVER Nah, the Smithsonian doesn't ask for anything back from Gilligan, ... They haven't dropped that low ...
BOB DENVER I enjoyed both equally, but in different ways, ... Maynard gave me the chance to do wonderful word c...
BOB DENVER By all scientific medical standards, I shouldn't be here.
DENVER HASLAM The doctor opened me up and said he didn't know where to start.
DENVER HASLAM I had to do it on my first year to prove that I didn't have fear. It's really easy to do something i...
DENVER HASLAM If I'm not skiing, I'm dead. I'll always ski.
DENVER HASLAM What you saw is what you got, ... He didn't have a stage persona. He was a very honest, open guy and...
JOHN DENVER You can go far, but only if you keep learning, if you never stop moving forward.
DENVER MAYANGITAN I think the biggest problem in the world is that we have a generation of young people, and maybe two...
JOHN DENVER There has never been a time on Earth like we see today. What we need are more ways to experience our...
JOHN DENVER Generally speaking, our thoughts are that more money is not the answer to our education problems.
DENVER MERRILL We hope we can get someone in office who is open to new ideas.
DENVER MERRILL Bob was and always will be my everything. I love you, Bob Denver.
DREAMA DENVER Bob is the finest human being I have ever known. He was my everything and I will love him forever.
DREAMA DENVER Boomer is what you want them all to be.
DENVER JOHNSON There's the physical component of evaluating kids, there's an academic component, and then you get i...
DENVER JOHNSON We've got three pillars that we're going to try and build this program around. The first is academic...
DENVER JOHNSON I'm not sure I anticipated how far and how fast this institution would move academically, but I did ...
DENVER JOHNSON To be honest, I'm excited again to be head coach here at Illinois State. There was a time here when ...
DENVER JOHNSON In coaching the old adage is you'd really like to come in behind someone they wanted to run out of t...
DENVER JOHNSON I found myself the first couple of years that I had to sell things to people. There was a lot of res...
DENVER JOHNSON I had a great job at Murray State, but I perceived some great potential, and I still do. Dare I say ...
DENVER JOHNSON I'm not happy, certainly not satisfied, with what we've been able to get done on the field. We've ha...
DENVER JOHNSON I don't know if Luke was nervous, but I was. You have a sophomore quarterback who has never started ...
DENVER JOHNSON Stopping the run is not our strong point. We're small and young, and it showed up tonight. Bluffton ...
DENVER CROMER Our players are just happy to get a win. We've been working real hard. We've had one of the toughest...
DENVER CROMER You know, I have no worst experiences.
BOB DENVER Gilligan's Island is wherever you want it to be in your mind.
BOB DENVER Read. You can always talk with another reader.
RORKE DENVER It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.
GARRISON KEILLOR A book is a gift you can open again and again.
GARRISON KEILLOR To be a good actor you have to feel life and observe life.
LANE GARRISON I always received much more satisfaction as a defense attorney in obtaining an acquittal for a clien...
JIM GARRISON I derive no pleasure from prosecuting a man, even though I know he's guilty; do you think I coul...
JIM GARRISON The head of the CIA, it seems to me, would think long and hard before he admitted that former employ...
JIM GARRISON This kind of charge reveals a good deal about the personality of the people who make it; to impute s...
JIM GARRISON I'm not in the business of harassing anybody.
JIM GARRISON It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators tr...
JIM GARRISON My office has been one of the most scrupulous in the country with regard to the protection of indivi...
JIM GARRISON It is important to know who killed Jack Kennedy and why.
JIM GARRISON Until as recently as November of 1966, I had complete faith in the Warren Report. Of course, my fait...
JIM GARRISON It has been my policy not to respond to each of the many canards which have been part of the campaig...
JIM GARRISON It would certainly be interesting to know what the CIA knew about Oswald six weeks before the assass...
JIM GARRISON I'm convinced from what I know of Vernon Bundy that his testimony was truthful.
JIM GARRISON I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of nationa...
JIM GARRISON Gene Hackman is one of the great American actors of all time.
LANE GARRISON I'm originally from Dallas, Texas, where Bonnie and Clyde were from, so when I was a little kid,...
LANE GARRISON If you speak to anyone who's ever done time, the fact that you make it out of there alive is a m...
LANE GARRISON One of the things about jail that's weird is that you're sent to a place where you're su...
LANE GARRISON I have much to say about the pain I've felt and seen inside of prison. It has been an eye-openin...
LANE GARRISON In the end, crime doesn't pay.
LANE GARRISON Bonnie and Clyde were almost like a modern-day Robin Hood, stealing 'the government's money....
LANE GARRISON I grew up learning from a father who said, 'When you make a mistake or you make a bad decision, ...
LANE GARRISON I've wanted to be a writer since I was a boy, though it seemed an unlikely outcome since I showe...
GARRISON KEILLOR A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.
GARRISON KEILLOR God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't k...
GARRISON KEILLOR Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it.
GARRISON KEILLOR Cursing is highly effective in person - someone kicks his car in rage, forgetting he's wearing f...
GARRISON KEILLOR My religion would be a gentle faith that believed in the sacredness of leisure. Napping as a form of...
GARRISON KEILLOR Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be l...
GARRISON KEILLOR The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.
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GARRISON KEILLOR They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to ...
GARRISON KEILLOR The gains in life come slowly and the losses come on suddenly. You work for years to get your life t...
GARRISON KEILLOR I don't have a great eye for detail. I leave blanks in all of my stories. I leave out all detail...
GARRISON KEILLOR Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of ...
GARRISON KEILLOR I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
GARRISON KEILLOR I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'
GARRISON KEILLOR English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what ...
GARRISON KEILLOR Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
GARRISON KEILLOR Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
GARRISON KEILLOR Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garag...
GARRISON KEILLOR Selective ignorance, a cornerstone of child rearing. You don't put kids under surveillance: it might...
GARRISON KEILLOR People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now...
GARRISON KEILLOR Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great leng...
GARRISON KEILLOR The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles.
GARRISON KEILLOR This is a great country, and it wasn't made so by angry people. We have a sacred duty to bequeath it...
GARRISON KEILLOR The hardest habit of all to break is the terrible habit of happiness.
THEODOSIA GARRISON A positive attitude can really make dreams come true -- it did for me.
ZINA GARRISON One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate hi...
GARRISON KEILLOR This is Democratic bedrock: we don't let people lie in the ditch and drive past and pretend not to s...
GARRISON KEILLOR Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of ge...
GARRISON KEILLOR A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through i...
GARRISON KEILLOR Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
GARRISON KEILLOR I believe that sometimes you have to look reality in the eye and deny it.
GARRISON KEILLOR I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
GARRISON KEILLOR All the charges you enumerate have been made with one purpose in mind-to place our office on the def...
JIM GARRISON Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes,...
GARRISON KEILLOR A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go throu...
GARRISON KEILLOR Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for th...
GARRISON KEILLOR Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
GARRISON KEILLOR Use the water of encouragement on someone else's flowers - especially the flowers that are wilted, t...
HANNAH GARRISON To those who don't want the truth about Kennedy's assassination to become known, the very re...
JIM GARRISON The grand jury, composed of 12 eminent New Orleans citizens, heard our evidence and indicted the def...
JIM GARRISON The CIA could not face up to the American people and admit that its former employees had conspired t...
JIM GARRISON The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his son...
GARRISON KEILLOR It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning thei...
GARRISON KEILLOR I know the one thing she'd want us to be doing is laughing.
BOB GARRISON I think it's nice for the volunteers of this area, that recognition means something to all the peopl...
BOB GARRISON The high school drawings are being finished up in our office as we speak. The high school job will b...
BOB GARRISON When you think about it, these budgets were formulated a year in a half ago and we're living with th...
BOB GARRISON We are in an environment where we can't afford everything, but there are some choices.
BOB GARRISON We weren't happy with that so our recommendation to the board was to reject those bids.
BOB GARRISON I can sympathize with them. Because I know, you know, every time I look at the benefits I had, they'...
BILL GARRISON I think she'll bring a whole new look, a whole new feel to this place.
BILL GARRISON All of their 1040 information was in the hands of these crooks.
BILL GARRISON We're getting evidence that really depicts organized crime. They really deserve more potent charges.
BILL GARRISON No one has had the capability of getting into computers to find out the extent before. (We'll find) ...
BILL GARRISON Research shows that early literacy is critical. Students who come from more affluent, better educate...
BILL GARRISON It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning thei...
GARRISON KEILLOR Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no t...
GARRISON KEILLOR At first cock-crow the ghosts must go
Back to their quiet graves below.
THEODOSIA GARRISON They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going t...
GARRISON KEILLOR It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.
GARRISON KEILLOR They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm go...
GARRISON KEILLOR Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you ...
GARRISON KEILLOR A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong w...
GARRISON KEILLOR It was the closest time in our department where firemen risked their lives. It was the most impressi...
DAVID GARRISON I was an English major at the University of Minnesota, and I was very shy, which many people misinte...
GARRISON KEILLOR Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the c...
GARRISON KEILLOR The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.
GARRISON KEILLOR A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roa...
GARRISON KEILLOR The funniest line in English is ''Get it?'' When you say that, everyone chortles.
GARRISON KEILLOR I love New York, and I'm drawn to a certain intensity of life, but I've just never felt like...
GARRISON KEILLOR Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold o...
GARRISON KEILLOR Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the ...
GARRISON KEILLOR One reads books in order to gain the privilege of living more than one life. People who don't read a...
GARRISON KEILLOR We didn't come out ready to play. They're a good team and well coached, and you're not going to beat...
GREG GARRISON There's a reason Cory Davis is getting a Division I scholarship. He's a difference maker, not only f...
GREG GARRISON They were really physical inside and pushed us away from the basket. We didn't get the ball inside l...
GREG GARRISON Our defensive presence was there ? they had 23 turnovers. Our (turnovers) came in stretches that led...
GREG GARRISON That's kind of their trademark, to play hard and apply pressure. I think we came out a little timid ...
GREG GARRISON We managed to hang on. We didn't do a good job of putting them away when we could have.
GREG GARRISON We're not looking forward to that trip, to be honest with you.
GREG GARRISON One of the big benefits is getting our kids away from home, sharing (motel) rooms. The camaraderie, ...
GREG GARRISON The encouraging thing is we got better each game. It was a great team effort.
GREG GARRISON I'm really proud of our kids and their defensive effort. We held them to seven in the fourth quarter...
GREG GARRISON I believe comedy should be a resource to promote social change instead of regression. I can't say en...
LAURA GARRISON What would people think?'
Jesus said that people think all sorts of things. The human mind is l...
GARRISON KEILLOR Hurricanes affect us terribly. If we have a bad hurricane season it'll take away from everything I d...
BETSY GARRISON The clothing is about sun protection and of course we have beer can island shorts.
BETSY GARRISON We had the best January through March period in the history of owning our own business.
BETSY GARRISON The reason to retire is to try to avoid embarrassment; you ought to do it before people are dropping...
GARRISON KEILLOR You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.
GARRISON KEILLOR I can write anywhere. I write in airports. I write on airplanes. I've written in the back seats ...
GARRISON KEILLOR is that we're this little, quiet pond, undisturbed. Sort of like a museum piece. Except we don't wan...
GARRISON KEILLOR You never know what's going to happen. We're not going to rehearse -- we're just going to wing it.
GARRISON STARR When I first started at KJHK it was this exalted entity to me. It was like I had finally found somet...
KYLE GARRISON We don't have enough deodorant, so we'll add that later.
DAVID GARRISON I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of national se...
JIM GARRISON I'm not able to cry yet, ... I lost a son and a wonderful daughter-in-law, but I can't cry. I want t...
JIM GARRISON They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on ...
GARRISON KEILLOR I want to keep it diverse, but not to the point of alienating our listeners. If it's a really good l...
KYLE GARRISON Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar hair...
GARRISON KEILLOR I want to resume the life of a shy person.
GARRISON KEILLOR A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with ...
GARRISON KEILLOR Big mistake, ... Why do I need another weekly deadline?
GARRISON KEILLOR We had a bevy -- literally a bevy -- of queens on our show, representing every agricultural product,...
GARRISON KEILLOR Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at somethin...
GARRISON KEILLOR one of the amazing experiences of my young life.
GARRISON KEILLOR I'm not busy, ... A woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked ...
GARRISON KEILLOR