Winter's not over yet. I'm sorry. We're just at the end of February here.
ALAN DUNHAM The last time we were above freezing was actually, it looks like probably Saturday afternoon at some...
ALAN DUNHAM We're not going to get out of the 20s again today.
ALAN DUNHAM Low this morning was 10, but it felt a lot colder than that. Wind chills were a little below zero.
ALAN DUNHAM Boston and south will have the worst of the storm. Travel will be hazardous because of icy condition...
ALAN DUNHAM The 85 mph wind, that's hurricane force.
ALAN DUNHAM There will be a lot of rain and sleet mixed in.
ALAN DUNHAM We just got a tour bus. I didn't know tour buses could be this nice. It's just me, Brian Han...
JEFF DUNHAM I quit acting when I was 11 because I was cast as a bouncing ball in 'Alice in Wonderland,' ...
LENA DUNHAM Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
DAVID DUNHAM If you dance, you dance because you have to. Every dancer hurts, you know.
KATHERINE DUNHAM We have a group of friends of the museum who try to raise, if they can, periodically something to he...
KATHERINE DUNHAM Black people should have recognition for themselves and their backgrounds and their relationships wi...
KATHERINE DUNHAM I really think that aside from admiring my talent you really admire me as a person and as a woman.
KATHERINE DUNHAM I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see...
JEFF DUNHAM Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there...
JEFF DUNHAM I have actually five honorary degrees.
KATHERINE DUNHAM When I graduated college I had a series of just humiliating jobs that I couldn't believe I was a...
LENA DUNHAM I think all the garbage in the world is thanks to a very small handful of idiots.
JEFF DUNHAM Without my husband's costumes I wouldn't have known how to accomplish what I saw in my own m...
KATHERINE DUNHAM I had certain physical limitations that made me change the choreography for myself or made me more i...
KATHERINE DUNHAM My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto t...
JEFF DUNHAM It's very easy for me to say what success is. I think success is connecting with an audience who...
LENA DUNHAM All through college, I was searching for characters that would make me unique and set me apart from ...
JEFF DUNHAM Haiti itself was also photographed, some of the streets, some of the mountains, rivers, streams, etc...
KATHERINE DUNHAM When you want to organize knowledge. you will be careful to base the classification upon essential q...
BARROWS DUNHAM Positive, healthy, loving relationships in your twenties... I don't know if anyone would disagre...
LENA DUNHAM We don't intend to always keep this necessarily African oriented. Originally I had hoped to have...
KATHERINE DUNHAM In 1980, when I graduated from high school, my goal was to be on 'The Tonight Show' with Joh...
JEFF DUNHAM The best place to find material is in real life. I've always maintained that it's not until ...
JEFF DUNHAM I think there's a lot of, unfortunately, unfunny ventriloquists out there, so they've got a ...
JEFF DUNHAM It's interesting how we often can't see the ways in which we are being strong - like, you ca...
LENA DUNHAM Growing up doing those Kiwanis Clubs, doing those Cub Scout banquets, doing those church shows, I le...
JEFF DUNHAM I'm ridiculous in my oversharing; my mom and sister are very open but a little more judicious th...
LENA DUNHAM A creative person has to create. It doesn't really matter what you create. If such a dancer want...
KATHERINE DUNHAM It's strange because even in the vaudeville days, ventriloquists were never the main attraction....
JEFF DUNHAM I don't think Ed Sullivan had anything to do with Carib Song.
KATHERINE DUNHAM I had a happy, dramafree youth, growing up in an upper-middle-class neighborhood in Dallas, Texas. T...
JEFF DUNHAM Up until college age I was using the typical little-boy dummy that sits on the knee and makes woodpe...
JEFF DUNHAM When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and...
JEFF DUNHAM I love flawed female characters, duking it out.
LENA DUNHAM I feel like you don't know if someone's equipped for a romantic relationship until they'...
LENA DUNHAM I sort of tend to equate tattoos with prisoners, punks or people with a high level of self-confidenc...
LENA DUNHAM A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.
JEFF DUNHAM I certainly feel my career was a great career because it inspired so many many people, literally hun...
KATHERINE DUNHAM I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, a...
JEFF DUNHAM I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.
LENA DUNHAM I'm guilty of being fascinated by gadgets and toys and technology, but any penny that I spend, I...
JEFF DUNHAM Gerber's just an awesome player. I give her props for being this tall and she can see the floor so w...
MARIAH DUNHAM Pay for one commercial package and add one or more free programs. Set the primary package to scan al...
KEN DUNHAM It's amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with....
JEFF DUNHAM A lot of the problem is a matter of us believing in ourselves. Everybody has an excuse in the beginn...
DAVID DUNHAM I felt a little twinge in the groin. I tried playing with it to see if the groin would loosen up, an...
MIKE DUNHAM What I do for a living is whimsical and fun and ridiculous. I'm supposed to make people laugh. W...
JEFF DUNHAM I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on tha...
JEFF DUNHAM I taught myself computer. Then Macintosh came along, and it became a really bad addiction. If I wasn...
JEFF DUNHAM Sometimes I have given my husband a manuscript to read that has turned out to have fantastic rave re...
KATHERINE DUNHAM I really believe engagement is a way to solve international problems, through dialogue and discussio...
ARCHIE DUNHAM The Western oil companies have really been kept out of Saudi Arabia for many, many years, and I thin...
ARCHIE DUNHAM I think clearly, Gov. Bush would be much more pro business.
ARCHIE DUNHAM When it's low-budget, and you have one other person on the set, you have to make rules.
LENA DUNHAM They're bloodsucking mosquitoes. You just can't get them all.
KEN DUNHAM I learned that people are much more game to mock their own personas than you would think.
LENA DUNHAM I've never been truly hammered... Never. Not even in college. I was too busy driving or flying a...
JEFF DUNHAM I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but...
LENA DUNHAM Go within every day and find the inner strength so that the world will not blow your candle out.
KATHERINE DUNHAM I take the position that, because of the ex post facto clause, in essence, my client is being held f...
DARRELL DUNHAM But Saudi Arabia and Kuwait offer, I think, the best opportunities in the gas sector.
ARCHIE DUNHAM I mean, I - it's so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world, but...
LENA DUNHAM I think that people in the phase between being someone's kid and being someone's parent have...
LENA DUNHAM The way I saw it, I was fully capable of being treated with indifference that bordered on disdain wh...
LENA DUNHAM This could serve as a springboard for more attacks on the Macintosh because it might spawn copycats.
KEN DUNHAM in particular among his siblings.
FRANK DUNHAM You should boot from a clean disk before removing a virus. Some viruses can't be cleaned any other w...
KEN DUNHAM We put a lot of extra runners on base. Then we had some untimely errors and they had timely hitting.
DAVE DUNHAM I used to want the words "She tried" on my tombstone. Now I want "She did it."
KATHERINE DUNHAM I wasn't concerned about the hardships, because I always felt I was doing what I had to do, what I w...
KATHERINE DUNHAM The evil is not that you cannot change human nature. The evil is that human nature cannot change you...
BARROWS DUNHAM A summary witness is ordinarily a dispassionate presenter,
FRANK DUNHAM Here's what I have to say about being married: someday you will look at him, hating him with every f...
LENA DUNHAM She has never listened to Deepak Chopra, switched to almond milk, or meditated. Yet she is here, in ...
LENA DUNHAM I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person.
KATHERINE DUNHAM I refresh Twitter as thoughtlessly as some twirl their hair.
LENA DUNHAM I'm a pretty good ventriloquist, but it's the entertainment value and the laughs that keep p...
JEFF DUNHAM The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life an...
JEFF DUNHAM I think maybe one reason why ventriloquists are looked down on is because it's very difficult to...
JEFF DUNHAM When I was in third grade I taught myself ventriloquism... What's hard is to learn to be an ente...
JEFF DUNHAM But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue,...
JEFF DUNHAM As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.
JEFF DUNHAM I'm half Jewish half WASP.
LENA DUNHAM The only way a ventriloquist speaks differently is that he forgoes using his or her lips, and learns...
JEFF DUNHAM I am not a particularly political person, but, as a Tribeca resident, the commodification of Septemb...
LENA DUNHAM I sometimes want to make a book of every tattoo I wanted to get before I actually got a tattoo, beca...
LENA DUNHAM We don't get it, but we get sanctions. It doesn't really matter where that witness is if there is a ...
FRANK DUNHAM Let's call a spade a spade - a lot of times when you are a vegetarian it is a just not very effe...
LENA DUNHAM I have only touched one other computer at my friend Marissa's house, and found the experience discon...
LENA DUNHAM There is something vulnerable about showing your tattoos to people, even while it gives you a feelin...
LENA DUNHAM She played a great defensive game. We all played great defense, it was our best defensive game of th...
DAVE DUNHAM It was sloppy and we were rusty. Four of our girls just came off the basketball team and we're not q...
DAVE DUNHAM I think this is good law. At some point in time, we have to say to defendants that if the statute of...
DARRELL DUNHAM I think since the date of his arrest, my client has been held illegally. I think his constitutional ...
DARRELL DUNHAM I used to want the words 'She tried' on my tombstone. Now I want 'She did it.'
KATHERINE DUNHAM I always thought the saddest feeling in life is when you're dancing in a really joyful way and t...
LENA DUNHAM There is a food fight going on there in the Executive Branch, I am sure.
FRANK DUNHAM Obviously I'd like the man released. I think they [the government] probably concluded some time ago ...
FRANK DUNHAM Whoop-dee-ding! They did the right thing. The court had to stand up for Hamdi. It's about all of us....
FRANK DUNHAM We don't even know if a guilty plea is going to be accepted by the judge on Friday.
FRANK DUNHAM We could have people locked up all over the country tomorrow. The government saying 'trust us' is no...
FRANK DUNHAM We have never authorized detention of a citizen in this county without giving him an opportunity to ...
FRANK DUNHAM somewhat of a surprise, but not a total surprise.
FRANK DUNHAM All adventurous women do.
LENA DUNHAM Let's be reasonable and add an eighth day to the week that is devoted exclusively to reading.
LENA DUNHAM Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today?
Peanut: Yes we had a great day!
Jose: No...
JEFF DUNHAM There's just way too much excess going on in our country. People throw things away and don't appreci...
LAURA DUNHAM I think the year anniversary kind of puts an end to that period of time when the mourning is over.
LAURA DUNHAM The ocean can give life and easily take life. It was important for me, personally, to have some clos...
LAURA DUNHAM You know, this isn't theatre like it used to be.
KATHERINE DUNHAM Frequently producers have partners that they never let the public know about.
KATHERINE DUNHAM Aside from a few master teachers that we have had over the years, this has been a completely local t...
KATHERINE DUNHAM We had maybe the greatest success of any company that I know of in Paris, and after two or three yea...
KATHERINE DUNHAM For the kind of thing that we were showing, the budget was sufficient. As we were speaking of in Hai...
KATHERINE DUNHAM Don't think you are going to go on forever because you are not and begin to plan something that ...
KATHERINE DUNHAM So many dancers paint. I used to paint. I started again recently. While I was dancing, I was very bu...
KATHERINE DUNHAM I could never live a nonproductive life and I feel that I have lived a productive life as far as I w...
KATHERINE DUNHAM My work has been much more Caribbean and eclectic. I am interested in people, and where they come fr...
KATHERINE DUNHAM The older I grow the more I see the influence of my family on my life. I didn't always see it. I...
KATHERINE DUNHAM The best career advice given to the young is: 'Find out what you like doing best and get someone to ...
KATHERINE DUNHAM We've gotten so used to them making the playoffs, to not even come close was a disappointment. But I...
JEFF DUNHAM I'm happy to see them doing well. I'm encouraged, and you don't really pull together as a team until...
JEFF DUNHAM It will be less of a retail center and have more of a downtown, urban feel.
JEFF DUNHAM It's hard for a girl that short to see the floor as well as she does. Maybe she is small, but her pa...
MARIAH DUNHAM We were trying to get offense going but we couldn't get anything going. We started going poor on our...
MARIAH DUNHAM Women saying, 'I'm not a feminist' is my greatest pet peeve. Do you believe that women should be pai...
LENA DUNHAM Every time I start feeling sexy I trip.
LENA DUNHAM Selling is simply the transfer of inthusiasm.
ALAN No valid plans for the future can be made by those who have no capacity for living now.
ALAN WATTS I think most people have that crazy uncle they sit at Thanksgiving dinner with: someone they disagre...
ALAN COLMES Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
ALAN PERLIS Even in our deep ocean, there are ecosystems at work with no light whatsoever down in the deepest po...
ALAN STERN Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
ALAN BENNETT I write plays about things that I can't resolve in my mind. I try to root things out.
ALAN BENNETT I always feel over-appreciated but underestimated.
ALAN BENNETT We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me ch...
ALAN BENNETT I'm less genial than people think, but I'm too timid to seem nasty.
ALAN BENNETT I can't complain that I've had a public all through my writing life, but people don't qu...
ALAN BENNETT I didn't even have a clear idea of why I wanted to go to Oxford - apart from the fact I had fall...
ALAN BENNETT I'm all in favour of free expression provided it's kept rigidly under control.
ALAN BENNETT I do not long for the world as it was when I was a child. I do not long for the person I was in that...
ALAN BENNETT All knowledge is precious whether or not it serves the slightest human use.
ALAN BENNETT We were all miners in our family. My father was a miner. My mother is a miner. These are miner's...
ALAN BENNETT Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
ALAN BENNETT I've never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The...
ALAN BENNETT Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
ALAN BENNETT Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
ALAN BENNETT Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception...
ALAN BENNETT Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
ALAN BENNETT Teachers need to feel they are trusted. They must be allowed some leeway to use their imagination; o...
ALAN BENNETT Closing a public library is child abuse, really, because it hinders child development.
ALAN BENNETT If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
ALAN KING I have such a stressful job that the only way I can get it out of my mind is by running hard.
ALAN TURING I have had a dream indicating rather clearly that I am on the way to being hetero, though I don'...
ALAN TURING I want a permanent relationship, and I might feel inclined to reject anything which of its nature co...
ALAN TURING Mathematical reasoning may be regarded rather schematically as the exercise of a combination of two ...
ALAN TURING No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after is just a mediocre brai...
ALAN TURING I want to enjoy not getting recognised while it lasts. But the mask is a symbol of unity. Anyone can...
ALAN WALKER Hitler's dictatorship rested on the constitutional foundation of a single law, the Enabling Law.
ALAN BULLOCK The ego is nothing other than the focus of conscious attention.
ALAN WATTS In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.
ALAN PERLIS People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.
ALAN KAY I'll work overtime to open the doors of opportunity to industry and commerce.
ALAN AUTRY Life is a lot more interesting if you are interested in the people and the places around you. So, il...
ALAN MOORE I like Jacques Derrida; I think he's funny. I like my philosophy with a few jokes and puns. I kn...
ALAN MOORE We cannot be more sensitive to pleasure without being more sensitive to pain.
ALAN WATTS Hypocrisy is not a way of getting back to the moral high ground. Pretending you're moral, saying...
ALAN DERSHOWITZ Being offended by freedom of speech should never be regarded as a justification for violence.
ALAN DERSHOWITZ When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive.
ALAN PATON You have to really stretch your imagination to infer what the intrinsic value of Bitcoin is. I haven...
ALAN GREENSPAN I was conveniently bisexual for a long time, and then I went, 'Come on, who am I kidding?' A...
ALAN BALL Period recreation is very difficult unless you make a black-and-white movie.
ALAN PARKER I'm a Buddhist, so one of my biggest beliefs is, 'Everything changes, don't take it pers...
ALAN BALL Fear and euphoria are dominant forces, and fear is many multiples the size of euphoria. Bubbles go u...
ALAN GREENSPAN And although our bodies are bounded with skin, and we can differentiate between outside and inside, ...
ALAN WATTS There are two worlds we live in: a material world, bound by the laws of physics, and the world insid...
ALAN MOORE Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of ea...
ALAN KAY If we don't re-charge the American Brand, all future challenges - economic, social and political...
ALAN SIEGEL On the screen were some flashback shots of Daniel, Emma and Rupert from ten years ago. They were 12....
ALAN RICKMAN So then, the relationship of self to other is the complete realization that loving yourself is impos...
ALAN WATTS Buddhism has in it no idea of there being a moral law laid down by somekind of cosmic lawgiver.
ALAN WATTS So the bodhisattva saves all beings, not by preaching sermons to them, but by showing them that they...
ALAN WATTS Wars based on principle are far more destructive... the attacker will not destroy that which he is a...
ALAN WATTS In other words, a person who is fanatic in matters of religion, and clings to certain ideas about th...
ALAN WATTS I owe my solitude to other people.
ALAN WATTS We identify in our exerience a differentiation between what we do and what happens to us.
ALAN WATTS Saints need sinners.
ALAN WATTS You are that vast thing that you see far, far off with great telescopes.
ALAN WATTS Reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
ALAN WATTS No work for love will flourish out of guilt, fear, or hollowness of heart, just as no valid plans fo...
ALAN WATTS Technology is destructive only in the hands of people who do not realize that they are one and the s...
ALAN WATTS Technology is destructive only in the hands of people who do not realize that they are one and the s...
ALAN WATTS How is it possible that a being with such sensitive jewels as the eyes, such enchanted musical instr...
ALAN WATTS