It was unusual for that many elk to be in the area.
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This is not a seismically active area. It's unusual for the region to be shaken that way.
BUTCH KINERNEY We're asking drivers along that area to watch out for anything that seems unusual.
BILL TOOHEY It had to be mule-deer habitat, not elk habitat. He didn't like elk.
JIM MCDERMAND That's not so unusual in North Florida and West Florida. It didn't used to be unusual. It was comple...
DIANE ROBERTS Bring an elk rifle on an elk hunt, ... A .270 (caliber) is not an adequate elk rifle. Of all the elk...
GARY HUBBELL This is not an unusual occurrence. We've had accidents in that area before. It does happen.
JOY HILL It's unusual for someone to commit that many crimes in that short period of time.
DOUG TOBIN Do not be afraid of failure, it is part of the learning process
SOTONYE ANGA Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy in many ways.
J.K. ROWLING The two men had a conversation. Brief, cryptic, to the point. As though they had exchanged numbers a...
ARUNDHATI ROY Afraid no, I wasn't afraid but it was an unusual thing, it was an unusual feeling. It was an unu...
RALPH BOSTON After much deliberation, we settled on this distribution method, thinking it would be the most equit...
JEFF OBRECHT I think that everybody in the garage area has a lot of respect for Jeff and I think that's because o...
DALE JARRETT The sad thing is that Jeff owns it himself. I really hope the police in the area do a fine job in fi...
MICHELE HOGAN We purchased land, had it developed, and it was ready to go for a company that would be coming in th...
CURT MORRIS These guys going off the trail, seeking to get deeper into the backcountry and being lazy about it, ...
GARY HUBBELL It's a fun aspect of the Weather Channel. It's a bit of an armchair travel thing, where Jeff talks a...
KATHY LANE Jeff should be the one to handle it because he was the (director of player personnel).
WILLIS REED For that part of the country, it seems to be an unusual number of cases.
ERMIAS BELAY This is a very unusual case. We don't see many like this, ... We've had a lot of horrific murders, b...
FRANK CASSELL I was the only Black person on the set. It was unusual for me to be in a circumstance in which every...
SIDNEY POITIER We know that Jeff received lucrative offers from other clubs. Jeff was keen to remain at Melbourne a...
CRAIG CAMERON The average age of the bull elk hunters took on limited entry units last fall was way above the obje...
CRAIG MCLAUGHLIN It's not unusual for songs to be like that,
ALAN DOYLE It is unusual to find so many employees of a single company engaged in insider trading.
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GERMANY KENT I could not tell you how many people are assigned (to work) in that area. (But) if one of them has (...
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MANY It was a nice weekend and we had 300 or 400 fans in the stands watching. That's unusual. You usually...
DON HAMMER If you've ever packed a quarter elk out on your back, well ? let's just say I became interested in u...
JEFF BRANDT It was very unexpected. This is the kind of thing that the Extension does. In this situation, we jus...
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BOBBY CHARLTON That's a somewhat unusual and progressive view compared to many others in the corporate sector. The ...
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CHRISTIAN SMITH Jeff can get going. I don't think it was any particular thing that Minnesota didn't do or that we di...
STEVE ALFORD We've skated a man short in our lineup lately, and Jeff helps us fill that void. He brings an added ...
CHRIS CICHOCKI In 2008, I was in a London park when I came across a fledgling crow that had fallen from the top of ...
IMELDA MAY I thought I was going to be a rapper as a kid and used to hop the train down to Jazzy Jeff's stu...
TROY CARTER Those were big double plays, ... Jeff Kent was coming up next, and it's good to have nobody on base ...
BRANDON WEBB I think that many people will intentionally overlook all of the lifeless facts about their relations...
C. JOYBELL C. It was unusual for its magnitude. You could say it was an ingenious plot.
DENNIS BINGHAM It occurred in Vietnam. But it was still unusual.
DENNIS ORTHNER Reach out and help others. If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. Be a vessel, be the c...
GERMANY KENT I think it's pretty unusual for women to be in the manufacturing world, but I don't think about it.
CAROL LATHAM I think the surprise here is that so many people see her as a strong leader. What's interesting abou...
CARROLL DOHERTY I think the surprise here is that so many people see her as a strong leader, ... What's interesting ...
CARROLL DOHERTY The populations are so large it's taken a couple of gathers to get down to our target numbers. We do...
ALAN SHEPHERD Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circ...
GERMANY KENT It's unusual for someone to lose this much money and this many contracts so quickly.
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JOE SCHILLACI It's historically not at all unusual for someone to come from outside the court and to be junior to ...
JOSEPH HOFFMAN We're expecting there to be a big response to this program. With so many military families in the ar...
DIANE RULLAN People coming from sea level love it up here. It seems like a mile high is where the break off is fo...
CRAIG STULLER Be encouraged. Hold your head up high and know God is in control and has a plan for you. Instead of ...
GERMANY KENT I've been lucky to be around so many great kickers, guys who are mentally tough, ... Jeff falls righ...
CHRIS GARDOCKI When my good friend Jeff Sessions endorsed Donald Trump, that was good enough for me.
LUTHER STRANGE The FCC conducts surveys to see if an area is in need of a new frequency. It was determined that the...
JULIE LAIRD This is an unusual situation and the provision is in there for just this circumstance. It would be w...
TIM RYAN That area has been single family for many years. That's the primary reason for the denial.
ELLEN MILLER The reason I got out in the first place was to watch Jeff,
BOB HORNER Grown men can learn from very little children for the hearts of little children are pure. Therefore,...
BLACK ELK It would be highly unusual and a direct insult to the proponents of this bill and the many millions ...
MARK LENO Be nice to people... maybe it'll be unappreciated, unreciprocated, or ignored, but spread the love a...
GERMANY KENT As good as our draw area is it's pretty unusual to have three Division I college kids.
DAVE FROELICH If there was a chapter of the ACLU in Collier County, we would be looking at a wide range of issues ...
HOWARD SIMON Beckham is unusual. He was desperate to be a footballer. His mind was made up when he was nine or te...
BOBBY CHARLTON While suicidal thinking was uncommon in patients on the medication during clinical trials, it is imp...
ALAN BREIER That was the only unusual thing.
ARTHUR TRAVERS It's conceivable that the D.A. could find that there is not enough evidence. It would be unusual, bu...
HARLAND BRAUN We've received nothing but positive feedback. Many downtown property owners outside the (transit cor...
MAUREEN PERO Waiting is so unusual that many of us can't stand in a queue for 30 seconds without getting out ...
JULIAN BAGGINI When I got out of high school, I was in a blues band. It was the kind of music I was interested in, ...
TODD RUNDGREN It's highly unusual. ... It's unusual for us to see a car wreck be classified as a murder,
DANIEL RUSSO It's ...
DANIEL RUSSO Be strong and courageous to take risks.
Without trying and taking risks, you will miss great op...
LAILAH GIFTYAKITA Quiero que [mi hijo] conozca el secreto de la felicidad, algo tan sencillo que da la impresión de q...
JAMES RHODES It was important for this study that all of the participants lived in the area of the same city, so ...
CLINTON WRIGHT I've worked with many executive directors, and Jeff is the best thing that ever happened to United W...
JENNIFER ROSS The committee was looking for a way to allow more hunters to hunt bull elk but to still allow those ...
CRAIG MCLAUGHLIN In this case, it was much colder than forecast, not only for our systems, but other systems in the a...
TOM HENLEY That's not unusual for the labor force to drop like that in January.
CRISTINA GONZALEZ ["The Devil in the Dark"] impressed me because it presented the idea, unusual in science fiction the...
ARTHUR C. CLARKE He was the difference in the game. He hit everything they threw at him. I'm really happy for Jeff.
DAN AVERY It will be the first time I've ever had to root against Jeff Liggins. That will be hard, but it's my...
DAVID HEEB How many more of us are faking the facade? How many more of us are pretending to be something we're ...
KATIE MCGARRY That was key. Jeff really played a solid game.
BOBBY SANDQUIST Really, here, it's all about hand-eye coordination, and obviously for Jeff Gordon, everything that h...
ROBBIE LOOMIS I'm not sure how many she has for her career. But I'm guessing that it's well over 500. It's not unu...
LARRY HOFF I try to get away. It's very unusual for me to be in one spot for so many months, which is one o...
STANA KATIC Do not set up camp in the middle of the elk,
GARY HUBBELL You know that we've got a few problems we need to talk through before we get married."
"I...
SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS It is not unusual for acquisitions of this magnitude to be referred to the Competition Commission to...
JANE MILLER Apartment construction will continue to be a challenge in our community. Quality development in the ...
FRANK SCIALDONE At halftime Jeff was chewing him out in the hallway. So he's been coaching him for a long time.
BOBBY PETRINO It was a pilot flying somewhere in the area that day,
WESLEY CLARK It'a okay to take some break from the crucible steep of stairs that you want to try to achieve, as l...
LAURE96 It is very unusual for illegal copies of a movie to be made before the film's premier.
JIM GRAHAM The question of religion was a matter for each individual's conscience, and in a great many case...
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JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY It's an odd term, girlfriend, particuarly for grown persons. And in practice an even odder concept. ...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s always me, isn’t it? I’m not really a very nice person, but for some reason it’s always...
JEFF LINDSAY