It was the best year as far as vehicles produced and sold, probably one of the worst in terms of corresponding profitability.
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DEYTH BANGER Depression, as far as I'm concerned, is just a waste of time.
HELEN REDDY In the end, I think you really only get as far as you're allowed to get.
GAYLE GARDNER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES As far as I'm concerned, ageing is humanity's worst problem, by some serious distance.
AUBREY DE GREY As far as I'm concerned, the best acting class is life.
JAKE MCLAUGHLIN As far as we are concerned, we Syria have not changed.
BASHAR AL-ASSAD As far as the style, I was fascinated by surrealism.
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.
ALBERT J. NOCK Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.
DAVID KOECHNER In terms of economic development, it was probably the best eight years in the history of the city in...
BOB HOLMES The hardest thing is the idea. Ideas come from somewhere but as far as we know they come from nowher...
IAN HUNTER I don't regret anything I do, ever, whether articles I've done or things I've said. And ...
EVA LONGORIA As far as I'm concerned, there is no subject that's off the table.
GARRY TRUDEAU As far as festivals, nothing tops Cannes.
SASHA LANE A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma.
JOYCE MEYER Reach for it. Push yourself as far as you can.
CHRISTA MCAULIFFE Television's going, as far as I'm concerned, downhill, and I'm an anachronism.
DICK VAN DYKE Wearing corsets all the time was completely incapacitating, as far as digestion goes.
HELENA BONHAM CARTER As far as the customer is concerned, the interface is the product.
JEF RASKIN As far as music, Louis Armstrong is one of my heroes.
JON BATISTE As far as natural ability, I was always athletic.
TROY BROWN That my philosophy of life is, as far as possible, one of enjoyment. I'm not nihilistic.
ALEXANDER MCCALL SMITH Fame was not at all what it was cracked up to be, as far as I was concerned.
DAVE MADDEN The secret of happiness is this: let your interests be as wide as possible, and let your reactions t...
BERTRAND RUSSELL It did come in stronger, so that's probably good news in terms of consumer momentum as we go into th...
ELISABETH DENISON As far as accessories are concerned, I think it is always best to be as minimalist as possible.
ALICE TEMPERLEY Of course, I believe that Mike Piazza is probably the greatest offensive catcher in the history of b...
PETE ROSE As far as working out, I know exactly what I'm doing.
EVANDER HOLYFIELD As far as groupies, I never saw any of them.
DAVY JONES As far as my relationship with President Putin is concerned, it's fine.
GERHARD SCHRODER There are probably two sporting events in the world that are bigger than the festival in terms of pe...
PAUL GUDGIN Vehicles are one of the best modes of transportation. Relationships are one of the best vehicles of ...
KATE MCGAHAN As far as somebody that's crafty with the ball, he's probably the best we've seen so far.
JOE MCCARTHY Be nobel. Be the light as if you are the source of life.
DEBASISH MRIDHA I've got one of the best health care teams out there as far as diabetes management.
CHARLIE KIMBALL The library is totally inadequate in terms of its size, as far as the community that it serves.
KATAYOON SHAYA In terms of front-line players, it's the worst since I've been here. Last year, we probably had 10 m...
JACK SIEDLECKI As far as the future for the Showtime episodes that have already aired, we are sold into syndication...
RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON I was quite surprised. As far as things happening locally, it's probably the best thing that's ever ...
PHIL JACKSON As far as stuff goes, that's the best stuff we've seen all year. I think he's only given up one or t...
MIKE SWEENEY I don't know if I have a favorite color.
KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl.
KATE MIDDLETON They are probably as good as I've ever seen in terms of the environment.
DOUG EPPERHART So far as I'm concerned, Ronald Reagan was the best president. Nixon was the worst. Some of his ...
CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER As far as sustaining our popularity, I believe we can.
VINCE MCMAHON In Paris, you're as far as possible from the land of pleasant smiles.
KANYE WEST As far as my journal, I want to share tour life with my fans.
NATALIE GULBIS We've actually eliminated Type II polio in the world, at least as far as we can tell.
SETH BERKLEY Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach.
JOSEPH STALIN As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Go as far as you can see; when you get there, you'll be able to see farther.
J. P. MORGAN Go as far as you can see; when you get there you'll be able to see farther.
THOMAS CARLYLE As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland.
DONALD TRUMP You know, if it weren't for these fans, I wouldn't have gotten as far as I did.
ADAM LAMBERT As far as my notoriety or whatever, I haven't been the star of a hit film.
ALESSANDRO NIVOLA I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.
ETHEL MERMAN One of the best things that ever happened to me was Rocky Horror being a total flop in New York as a...
TIM CURRY Only as far as the masters of the world have called in nature to their aid, can they reach the heigh...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON It was probably the worst-best thing to happen to me,
DICK JOHNSON As far as I can tell 15 pages with quotes, it's a lot of...
DEYTH BANGER Up until this year, I?d say it was probably one of our best wins.
ANDREA BENVENUTO He's probably our best defensive lineman right now as far as consistency in training camp.
DONNIE HENDERSON All believers are members of the same body and should be viewed and treated that way.
HENRY HON Absoballylutely top hole, wot. A and B the C of D I'd say. . . Above and Beyond the Call of Duty.
BRIAN JACQUES She was possibly the most maligned Governor General We end up with one of the best ones we have, and...
NELSON WISEMAN But it was probably one of the worst defensive performances I've ever had.
JEFF TEAGUE I probably could have sold twice as many if I was twice as ambitious.
GARRY LARSON This show has exceeded expectations every year. People come from as far away as Louisiana and Alabam...
LINDA PIPER It's probably the number one annoyance as far as telephones go.
BOB STEZZI It's the worst section of the Parkway East as far as pavement condition.
DAN CESSNA It's a pretty substantial impact. As far as the best of the back issue comics go, that stuff is gone...
CHRIS WISE What happened last year was probably one of the worst moments of my life. We were really emotional l...
COURTNEY COLLISHAW There isn't a class structure in Nigeria; there's a tribal structure and prestige as far as ...
SADE ADU As far as expectations go, you can never work for expectations. You have to work against them.
KAJOL And as far as guitars go, I loved Jimmy Bryant and Speedy West's stuff.
WILLIE NELSON Men, we don't get much, as far as holidays go - Father's Day.
DMX As far as cities go, Havana is a festering treasure chest, a primary color.
BRIN-JONATHAN BUTLER I don't know what it is about 'Godzilla,' but as far as I'm concerned, the more vers...
RHYS DARBY As far as missile defense is concerned, a very thorough consultation process is underway.
GERHARD SCHRODER I am not a lobbyist. I am not a political activist. I am not a leader, as far as I'm concerned.
JOSE ANTONIO VARGAS As far as military necessity will permit, religiously respect the constitutional rights of all.
GEORGE B. MCCLELLAN On 'Buffy' I wasn't all that high on the totem pole as far as responsibility and screen ...
CHARISMA CARPENTER As far as the world was concerned, from 1979 to 1996, I didn't publish any original material; it...
ALAN GARNER Kolkata is the relatively unexplored part of India as far as Hindi films are concerned.
SANJAY DUTT As far as rap, I was more of a Mobb Deep guy rather than a Tribe guy.
ACTION BRONSON I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be.
DAVID DOBKIN I don't care what the religion is called; as far as I'm concerned, one God, the God I adhere...
CHARLEY PRIDE In terms of dollars, 2005 was so far above any previous year, it is in a class of its own.
BRAD NEIMAN Any death is stupid from the viewpoint of whoever is undergoing it, Adam One used to say, because no...
MARGARET ATWOOD I was off the whole night. It was probably one of my worst games I ever played in college.
OMAR JACOBS My rookie year was huge for me as far as the learning curve, especially those last three games.
TIM TEBOW As far as India is concerned, we see Pakistan as the primary source of terrorism across the region, ...
AJAI SAHNI We feel as if we are by far the best team in the tournament. Last year the tournament was tainted, a...
BRADY QUINN There certainly is no getting around the fact that this was a difficult year for us as a company, as...
JAMES ZIMMERMAN We're obviously disappointed in losing Brian for the year. Brian was having a great season, and he w...
BOBBY PETRINO Obviously, it's nice to get the first one in the conference and the guys played really, really well....
ANDY TAIBL That was probably the best and worst weekend of the year. We broke ground and then Dick had his stro...
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AMBROSE BIERCE Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.
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AMBROSE BIERCE OCEAN, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Consult. To seek another's approval of a course already decided on.
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STEPHEN AMBROSE A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Don't steal; thou it never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Saint. A dead sinner revised and edited.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Take not God's name in vain; select a time when it will have effect.
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AMBROSE BIERCE A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves a glorious success.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Optimism. The doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
AMBROSE BIERCE An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Egotist. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
AMBROSE BIERCE An egotist is a person interested in himself than in me!
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AMBROSE BIERCE Miss: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market. Miss, Mis...
AMBROSE BIERCE Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is please...
AMBROSE BIERCE Wit. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
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AMBROSE BIERCE The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
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AMBROSE BIERCE An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Historian. A broad -- gauge gossip.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, ad...
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AMBROSE BIERCE The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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AMBROSE BIERCE When in Rome, do as Rome does.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
AMBROSE BIERCE Woman absent is woman dead.
AMBROSE BIERCE The covers of this book are too far apart.
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AMBROSE BIERCE A coward is one who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Convent. A place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.
AMBROSE BIERCE Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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AMBROSE BIERCE Calamities are of two kinds. Misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
AMBROSE BIERCE Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
AMBROSE BIERCE A bride is a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
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