It was so awful. So many babies were crying.

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

If we moms can push 9 pound babies through our bodies, some of them with heads as big as bowling balls, surely we can push legislation through the halls of Congress.

I held those bleeding babies in my arms, and I prayed they weren't dying. I can't believe anyone survived.

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved.

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.