It was pretty brutal. The process sucked.


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It was brutal. He put them back in the game. It was atrocious.
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Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?"
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These girls are tough. It was brutal out there at times.
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Tonight sucked. Tonight was awful, to be honest.
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I know how Dave [Mellor] is. He's very meticulous. It was in great condition.
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The baby was sucked right out of his arms and carried off.
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This was the landing that Dave did not get to make.
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It was brutal out there. I just wanted to go into the clubhouse for a coffee.
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It was the most brutal thing I have ever seen there was a stream of blood going down the street.
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Well, our songwriting process is pretty collective.
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That was brutal. It was torture, only because we really wanted to see where we were going to go.
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It was so brutal, so quick, and so extensive that we are still struggling to fully comprehend it.
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The rules only applied to
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That was a brutal move, I should've just stayed in the net. That was embarrassing.
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I think it's a pretty sad day for democracy. It's a pretty sad day for the peace process.
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It would have just been brutal.
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It's brutal out on the football field.
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The year '05 was a tough year. Pricing pressure in the US has been brutal.
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I just sucked it up, went down and made a steal.
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You wear nothing but you wear it so well
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Absolutely awful! That sucked!
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It was pretty cool. They would honk and say it was pretty nice and that it was looking pretty good.
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Dave: ''Will you ever be happy Echo?''
Echo: ''I don’t know I haven’t tried it yet.''
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But, I still can't totally forgive Dave for blowing my world apart. DO YOU HEAR THAT, DAVE?!
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DAVE EGGERS
The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY
A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL
Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
DAVE MORRIS
Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE
It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS
We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
DAVE BARRY
The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i...
DAVE BARRY
I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ...
DAVE GAHAN
I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
DAVE FREUDENTHAL
The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're...
DAVE GROHL
I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
DAVE LEGENO
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY
The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va...
DAVE DEBRONKART
Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'...
DAVE MORRIS
Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ...
DAVE GAHAN
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY
The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
DAVE ZEBIAN
I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor...
DAVE BARRY
I'm so alive.

As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte...
DAVE PELZER
'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
DAVE MORRIS
I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi...
DAVE MATTHEWS
I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on...
DAVE SITEK
We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
DAVE FARBER
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless...
DAVE BARRY
The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio...
DAVE BARRY
There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu...
DAVE MATTHES
...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
DAVE MATTHES
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
DAVE BARRY
That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth...
DAVE EGGERS
I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l...
DAVE EGGERS
Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
DAVE BARRY
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ...
DAVE BARRY
You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
DAVE BARRY
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
DAVE BARRY
I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
DAVE BARRY
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
DAVE BARRY