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JACK HANDY The look on Maureen's face when the official blew the whistle was priceless. She couldn't believe it... BRIGITTE GEIGER My Great Grandmother Morrison fixed a book-rest to her spinning wheel so that she could read while s... MARY LAWSON The first book I sat down to write was an historical romance. It was really bad and thankfully no on... RACHEL GIBSON BARBARA TAYLOR BRADFORD BARRY GIBB That just adds to the mystery of how this happened. It was inspected as required by the regulations,... GENE KITTS STEPHEN CHBOSKY I told him if he heard any cracks to give me a wave. We heard a crack at one point but nothing happe... BILL AULIE ALICE SEBOLD When I signed here, all I ever heard was I was overpaid, that I was an underachiever, CORNELIUS GRIFFIN VIRGINIA WOOLF TONI MORRISON UNATTRIBUTED AUTHOR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE She told us she was in suspense (while writing the book) too, as if she was reading it. 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CHASTITY BONO CHAZ BONO A nurse asked me how far along I was, and when I told her, she said I was looking big for someone wh... HEATHER TSILIMOS ROMAN PAYNE She was so far absorbed in this work, for it was really difficult to find how all these sounds shoul... NICOLE ARLYN ELLEN GLASGOW ROMAN PAYNE Comments that an apology was not offered quick enough are dead wrong. I believed that those attendin... LARRY ROTH She'd come home and tell stories about stuff. She was going to write a book. She even had the title ... LAINE TADLOCK After my mother died, I found, a little book of hers which recorded everything I had ever done, how ... CONRAD VEIDT NEIL GAIMAN It didn't cost anything to e-mail it. I'm not sure exactly, but it normally takes only an hour or tw... CARLA BLANTON It didn't cost anything to e-mail it. I'm not sure exactly, but it normally takes only an hour or tw... CARLA BLANTON When we were looking for a weekend place, ... Shannon was working at Jacob's Pillow in the Berkshire... MARC KUDISCH LEIGH BARDUGO BETTY SMITH JODI PICOULT As the chapters took shape, a change came over her. It was the double-sided recognition that this bo... FREDERICK WEISEL We only told her yesterday she was the new Guinness world record holder. We hadn't heard of her befo... KATE WHITE When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind. I don&... CHELSEA PERETTI CHARLOTTE FEATHERSTONE That's her on the line, ... She was supposed to be quiet. All three of us were crying. DOLORES JOHNSON My father did not bring it up, but of course I knew that he had another reason to worry about my dec... EUDORA WELTY When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever... LEWIS BLACK She was in a bit of a state and needed to know that I was OK. She managed to get a message to me say... PETE DOHERTY I grew up with gang violence. 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She said yeah. She ... JULIE GILBERT DAVID WEBER She gave the most stirring speeches, ... and she was never afraid to ask for money. Once when I was ... ELEANOR SMEAL One was never taught how to begin at drama school. But all it required was one intake of breath. ELAINE PAIGE DAVID MCCULLOUGH I haven't heard all of it, but what I have heard of Kim's album is good. Maybe because she knew what... ELLIOTT WILSON That night, she told me how much she was tired of hurting her mom and her dad. I still remember her ... CINDY GARCIA CASSANDRA CLARE KAMAND KOJOURI We gave the woman for her trouble a generous fee, with which she was highly pleased, and proceeded t... HELEN JOSEPHINE SANBORN EDITH WHARTON JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER We didn't have an answer for Lund. She hit the three when we doubled on her. We jumped out hard on h... DON LYONS HARUKI MURAKAMI She was so worried about homecoming festivities. I told her to forget about all that and she came ou... 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