It was hard to say sometimes whether he was being provocative for its own sake or if he was just being drunk and stoned and irresponsible,

One—about cigarettes—I was pleased to see that anticigarette ad on the back issue of Hustler. I'm more offended by seeing ads for cigarettes in magazines than pictures of vaginas, because one kills and the other gives life—and I think that's an important difference.

Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo

I am neither for conformity nor non-conformity. I am for individuality. If one's individuality is in effect non-conformity, then so be it. But basically, one's individuality consists of conformity--to one's self.

When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray

Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.