It was funny -- he looked like a composite sketch they show of a bank robber, with a baseball cap and big sunglasses.

I'm assuming it was money. It was a riot. I loved chasing him.

I pulled up next to him to tell him to stop and he tried to hit me with his van.

I've known all the girls in there for years -- nobody messes with my girls.

Seth pitched well today. It's too bad we couldn't get the win for him, but baseball is funny like that. Especially with this team. It's tough to get zero against a team like us. Don't ask me how something like today happened.

If a man is pictured chopping off a woman's breast, it only gets a R rating, but if, God forbid, a man is pictured kissing a woman's breast, it gets an X rating. Why is violence more acceptable than tenderness?