It was a tragic accident that Exxon Mobil deeply regrets.


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It was an accident, a very tragic accident.
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It was a tragic, tragic accident, but it is not criminal.
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It was just a tragic accident.
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Nothing criminal occurred. It was a tragic accident.
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This event is disappointing and does not reflect the way in which Exxon Mobil strives to operate.
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This was a terrible, tragic training accident.
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We have no reason to believe that this was anything other than a tragic accident,
LAURA WALKER
It just appears to be a very tragic accident.
CARLOS ALVAREZ
The government deeply regrets what it has done.
YASUO FUKUDA
It appears, based on witness statement, to be a tragic accident.
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This is a tragic accident that has saddened all of us.
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She's been through a lot. It's that fine line when a tragic accident becomes a crime.
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The hospital deeply regrets this really unfortunate incident.
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Our thoughts and prayers are with those that have passed away, those that are suffering and to the f...
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It's tragic, ... We have to investigate why this horrible accident happened.
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I am following minute by minute the unfolding of this tragic accident,
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The driver (of the Mobil truck) was soaked in gas, ... He had tried to stop it.
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It was a very tragic situation.
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It was a very tragic incident.
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It appears that this was a very violent accident indeed,
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It was a mistake, a tragic mistake.
JAMES MCGREEVEY
It was a pure accident.
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It was a tragic, yet heroic event.
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I don't believe that it was an accident,
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BP is more fat. Exxon is all muscle. Exxon stole the thunder this quarter.
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It was a done deal. Now Patrick regrets what happened.
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The company deeply regrets the fact that civic movements are misleading the Mongolian public by misr...
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It was a freak accident, ... I was just terrible.
ANDY PETTITTE
It was a freak accident, just unbelievable.
ANDY PETTITTE
It was a tragic situation all the way around.
LINWOOD NORMAN
He was saying that the end of the world wasn't an accident; it was a joke.
HOLLY BLACK
It was an accident of circumstance that I never married.
QUENTIN BLAKE
It was a cultural accident. Not conscious process.
ARNOLD HIRSCH
It was a freak accident. It's terribly unfortunate.
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I think I'm a victim of the fact that it was an international accident,
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To me it's a very tragic thing ... the county totally ignored that it was a flood plain.
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It was the way I fell. It was a freak accident I guess.
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because a family member worked at the Exxon plant.
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It is a lie.
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...to ride well to hounds is simply a diversion. It leaves no record. But already, my dear Charlotte...
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It was a little like being in a hit-and-run accident.
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This was a tragic, tragic situation, but as far as we are concerned, the matter is closed.
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This was a freak accident.
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Exxon is a good corporate citizen but it does not work for the welfare of the country.
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This was a serious, possibly tragic situation.
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I never thought I was going to be a singer. That was an accident.
GRACE JONES
it's always important to do what you want, Life is too short to live with Regrets.
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It was an accident and he apologized profusely.
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That was a horrible accident, an engine there, a wheel there, a cockpit there.
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I've been thinking about the record since I reached the fifty plateau. But you think about it an...
MARK MCGWIRE
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover th...
MARK TWAIN
A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.
MARK TWAIN
Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so,...
MARK TWAIN
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN
All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will...
MARK MCCORMACK
I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas...
MARK TWAIN
We’ll have to get you a sword,” I said. “When funds allow.”
Snorri shook his head. “A...
MARK LAWRENCE
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
MARK TWAIN
Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN
Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN
Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN