It was a prank bracket. That person also had Monmouth in the Final Four.
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BOB SCHULTZ However, we had hoped for a lowering in the marginal tax bracket for individuals.
LOUIS LUYT This was an idiotic prank by a student, and it ended really quickly.
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JIM CALHOUN We called him and he didn't seem to be shocked about the box and said it was a prank.
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RODNEY WESLEY I think it's premature at this point in time to call it a prank or a hoax.
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WILL DURANT Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
WILL CUPPY Perhaps our supercilious disgust with existence is a cover for a secret disgust with ourselves; we h...
WILL DURANT Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
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