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BILL ENGVALL Once the race gets going, the cars get going and things come loose on the car. BOB BAILEY My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car. ADAM FERRARA Girl! I'm here to make you look Fa-Bu-Lous! FAKE CINNA If you've never bought a car, you don't know anything about maintaining a car. (Young buyers) don't ... JEFF OSEROFF These are the two most powerful and challenging cars to drive in the world. Growing up in England, i... KATHERINE LEGGE When a child dies, a parent loses a part of themselves,” he said. “Your whole world ceases to ex... NICOLE WILLIAMS By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes. E.M. FORSTER Lᴏᴠᴇ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅ ... Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏ... NICHOLAS SPARKS We've seen drunken drivers go in here, a lady managed to get out of her car and was sitting on top o... SHAWN TEETERS I just got into the corner and got on the gas to try and have good speed when I got to the start/fin... KASEY KAHNE Shower attention on a customer who owns a car with eighty thousand miles on it because he or she is ... JEFF SACKS I love driving. I still drive a 1993 Toyota Camry. I do want to get an electric car, but it's le... JOSH FOX We had to replace a rear shock on the car, ... The car was getting faster as qualifying went on but ... SCOTT SPEED I think we are well advised to keep on nodding terms with the people we used to be, whether we find ... JOAN DIDION The cruising life isn't for all of us. It isn't even for most of us, but it is for some of us, ... JIM TREFETHEN I love getting on the subway because you get on the car, and you see the entire human race represent... TIM DALY I always write with music. It takes me a while to figure out the right piece of music for what I'... KATE DICAMILLO You can get back on cycle later with a new car. MARK MCCREADY Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said: I am not commanding you, but I ... NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. HARPER LEE You must have traveled all night,” she heard herself say. “I had to come back early.” Sh... LISA KLEYPAS I ride many different cars. Let's say I would drive 200 different vehicles in a year, so it'... AKIO TOYODA We have just scratched the surface with these cars. We have definitely made some big steps forward w... JAMES WEAVER I never let it get in the way of racing. I was definitely always to my car on time. DANICA PATRICK In a world where pleasure rules, people tend to be undeveloped in every way. " A House Like a Lotus MADELEINE L’ENGLE Guy with car: [after bam kicks a football into his car] It's a brand new car! Bam Margera: It's a '9... BAM MARGERA A perfect day would be to get into the car, drive out to Yosemite and go camping. MICHAEL STEGER Starting in the 1970s, American cars started to lose market share to foreign cars. It was clear what... IRA GLASS The midget has such a short wheelbase and it is such a momentum car. I'll get out of the sprint car ... JOSH WISE It might have been a used car, but it was a car. We were the fortunate kids on the block. CASSANDRA WRIGHT One of the benefits of that car is that it's a much cheaper car to build for the car owner and it's ... GARY NELSON The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment. UNKNOWN If one sets a car on fire, that is a criminal offence. If one sets hundreds of cars on fire, that is... ULRIKE MEINHOF I used to run a 360 car myself and it got to the point where I couldn't afford it. There are a lot o... BRIAN GRISEL Fallen-tree video is absolutely essential to hurricane broadcasts. The most sought-after footage is,... CARL HIAASEN You have to get ready for all conditions or at least know what to change on the car to get it where ... DAVE BLANEY I love the practicality of a good car. You know what I mean? And when I say 'practicality,' ... HUNTER HAYES Yeah, well I think anyone who likes fast cars will love the Tesla. And it has fantastic handling by ... ELON MUSK I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same. VALENTINO ROSSI We go through the whole season working on next season's car and developing the car and making su... JENSON BUTTON I grew up in Texas, and people love their American-made muscle cars there. I grew up around people w... AMBER HEARD Cars can have a hypnotic effect. You can get in a car and get out and not really remember the trip. RYAN GOSLING It takes a toll on your body, there's no question. It's like getting in a car wreck every day. MARK SCHLERETH When you're doing a car chase movie, you're sitting in car waiting for places or grips or st... EDGAR WRIGHT If I can put on my album in a car or on my headphones and listen to the whole thing and love it, tha... ED SHEERAN Dover has been a frustrating track for me. We've had top-10 cars at times, but couldn't put the fini... CASEY MEARS In America, people buy cars, and they put very little money down. They get a car, and they go to wor... IQBAL QUADIR One time, I was posing on a car for a calendar shoot. I was doused with oil and literally slid off t... CANDACE KITA They say that a part of you dies when a special Loved One passes away...I disagree...I say a part of... DANIEL YANEZ Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on BUDD SCHULBERG Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. BUDD SCHULBERG She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr... GAIL CARRIGER Car Wheels on a Gravel Road LUCINDA WILLIAMS Every time I get into a Nationwide car after being in a Cup car, I feel so much more comfortable tha... DANICA PATRICK Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER Today there are two points where a car manufacturer has interaction with you as an owner of a car. O... HANS VESTBERG Am I a car aficionado? No: for me, cars have always been just for transport. I didn't even know ... MICHAEL CAINE Its ghetto paradise for some and hell on earth for others! HABEEB AKANDE We're going to test with the same car, but we have a new car ready. LARRY DIXON Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, 'Seriously, I'd rather be working... RICHELLE E. GOODRICH This scheme is unique among car dealers and offers people a rare chance to hire an executive model. ... DAVE HALL With gas prices and maintenance on a car, why bother? PATRICK BURNS Whenever I drive under a yellow light, I always kiss my finger and tap it on the roof of the car. JARED PADALECKI I probably wouldn't be a good spokesman for an electric car, because I'll still get on a pri... GEORGE CLOONEY The car is very much on the edge, but most of the time is very nimble. It feels nice to drive - it i... SCOTT DIXON We have an incredible well-known hot rod coming and we had to promise to keep it a secret. You've se... HARRY CARTER Take your cars, take your whistles and trumpets. Use your car horns, make a din to be remembered and... VUK DRASKOVIC A Ritual to Read to Each Other If you don’t know the kind of person I am and... WILLIAM STAFFORD It would be too far of a commute every day, and it would add a lot of miles to my car. There are so ... DEE ROBERTS Learning how to be successful from an unsuccessful person, is like buying a car from a car sales per... KISHAN S CHAUHAN I've got more stuff asked of me every week. But I drive a race car for a living. My car owner le... TONY STEWART I always think of the good comebacks on the car ride home. RON HOWARD It's taking all my self-control not to fuck you on the hood of this car, just to show you that you'r... E.L. JAMES Describing good relatedness to someone, no matter how precisely or how often, does not inscribe it i... THOMAS LEWIS The car laid enough rubber to build a playground on. KRIS HUEN When I was at BMW and Aston Martin, I realized how difficult and how many resources it takes to crea... HENRIK FISKER I promise you a police car on every sidewalk. MARION BARRY I'm as passionate as any car owner or car collector that has one car or 300 cars. BILL GOLDBERG You can't treat a car like a patient. A car needs love. GERHARD KOCHER I could either be putting out the fires, trying to cut someone out of a car or stabilizing the car. MATT LENKER If I get into a car on a circuit, I drive as fast as I can; that's it! JAMES HUNT It looks nothing like it used to on the inside. We're really making it a nice showroom. We're modeli... GEORGE ECKES To build a good super speedway car, it will take you about three months' time. We used every bit of ... CHAD KNAUS I've always had an affinity and a passion for cars and that whole car culture. LUDACRIS The car is so fast and so smooth and everyone has their cars sucked down in the front, ... It's such... ELLIOTT SADLER
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