It seems, in fact, as though the second half of a man's life is made up of nothing, but the habits he has accumulated during the first half.

In fact, to gull a fool seems to me an exploit worthy of a witty man.

Man only likes to count his troubles, but he does not count his joys.

One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may confidently say that he is a good man.

The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.

I am a sick man...I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man. I beleive my liver is diseased