It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!

You've been chasing me your entire life, only to fail now. I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard; how marvelous.

This is true love... you think this happens everyday?

You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.

As you wish' of course what he really ment was, 'i love you