It just a really wild and exciting Christmas story. A real twist of fate.

Often times, people buy tickets out of habit, and those tickets accumulate in a drawer somewhere and they forget to check them, and you know — out of luck.

Think of the Christmas present
of gashes you opened when, in an attempt
to be Superman, you slid in stocking feet
on a slippery wood floor and crashed
half way through a window. Hopes
of heroism dashed on the heels
of no clear sighting of Santa.

There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.

And so, this Christmas season may our hearts with gladness glow, As we read the blessed story That took place so long ago.

Christmas is, of course, the time to be home - in heart as well as body."