The scientific study published in, 'International Journal of Fake Studies', has proven beyond doubt that, all kinds of hairs and particularly black hairs, absorb sun light and thus indirectly contribute to the global warming whereas, shining bald pates reflect sun light back into the atmosphere, thus help to make earthly climate cool. So taking these facts in account, bald persons should be given carbon credits whereas, high taxation should be levied on persons with hair.
— Dr Hitesh C Sheth
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