It is possible to give without loving, but it is impossible to love without giving.

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid

We lost him to Harvard. I didn't want that to happen again.

God gets the great stories. Novelists must make do with more mundane fictions.

If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that fictional characters are sometimes more real than people with bodies and heartbeats.