It is not easy to steal where the landlord is a thief

It is easy to halve the potato where there is love.

The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly.

Though honey is sweet, do not lick it off a briar

Do not mistake a goats beard for a fine stallions tail

I feel like a thief. And I don't steal. Put two and two together. It ain't because of me. Ain't because of me. I had 50 in the first. You tell me. You do the math. Last time I checked. That's all I'm saying. They do what they do. They're trying to turn me into a thief, but I ain't a thief.