RON: Malfoy, you may be all chummy chummy with Harry, and you may have produced a relatively nice child, but you've said some very unfair things to and about my wife...
HERMIONE: And your wife doesn't need you fighting her battles for her.
RON: Fine. But if you say one thing about her or me...
DRACO: You'll do what, Weasley?
HERMIONE: He'll hug you. Because we're all on the same team, aren't we, Ron?
RON: Fine. I, um, I think you've got really nice hair. Draco.
HERMIONE: Thank you, husband.
— Jack Thorne
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