It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.

Do you hate people?”

“I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.

Like the famous mad philosopher said, when you stare into the void, the void stares also; but if you cast into the void, you get a type conversion error. (Which just goes to show Nietzsche wasn't a C++ programmer.)

This has serveral consequences, starting with screwing over most cryptography algorithms--translation: all your bank account are belong to us--

Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and then you're sorry.

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.