It is a good and gentle religion, but inconvenient.

If there is a God, he is a malign thug

I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's

Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of our selves, and how little we think of the other person

It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.

It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing - I used to be a good boy