It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.