It does not follow . . . that the right to criticize Shakespeare involves the power of writing better plays. And in fact . . . I do not profess to write better plays.
George Bernard Shaw
Related You may be able to read Bernard Shaw's plays, you may be able to quote Shakespeare or Voltaire o... JIDDU KRISHNAMURTI Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. -Ge... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people la... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing. -George Bernard Shaw. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Everyone always says how I'm so smart, but they don't know what it's like being me. always feeling l... SUSANE COLASANTI 'Man and Superman,' first performed in 1905, is by common consent one of George Bernard Shaw... TERRY TEACHOUT Classical plays require more imagination and more general training to be able to do. That's why ... VIVIEN LEIGH I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. •George Bernard Shaw It is better ... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it. -Geor... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The critic I liked best to sit next to was an ill-dressed young man with a large red beard. His name... HAROLD BAUER His only weakness was the habit of prophesying war within the next fortnight. George Bernard Shaw BARBARA W. TUCHMAN During all of my writing career - this includes when I was writing plays and my other screenplays - ... ASGHAR FARHADI Bernard Shaw said that when you copy yourself, you know you've got style. And I feel that if you... BRUCE ROBINSON When George Bernard Shaw visited New Zealand a reporter asked him his impression of the place and, a... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW We're just not making plays right now. We're playing the best kids we have. We just have to get bett... DENNY PELLEY Annie plays to the crowd, so I think she'll do better tomorrow. AL MARKS If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw. JAMES HERRIOT Our plan was to not give up a lot of big plays, ... Our defense is getting better and better each we... JAY BROWN This offense opens it up for tight ends a little bit more, and I was able to get free for some big p... DUSTIN KELLER I'm a big lover of Shakespeare. In fact, the only plays that I've ever done professionally i... SAMIRA WILEY Do not make the mistake of believing that he does not love you because he plays at not caring. CASSANDRA CLARE Churchill was one of the few men I have met who even in the flesh give me the impression of genius. ... DAVID LOW Shaw's plays are the price we pay for Shaw's prefaces. JAMES AGATE Graphic novels are not traditional literature, but that does not mean they are second-rate. Images a... MARJANE SATRAPI I heard about that - good luck to them. We're like You Am I - everyone that plays with us does bette... BEN WINDSOR I took my game to another level. And today, those plays just stood out more. I try to do those plays... KYLE JEFFERS We depend on the critics to give us a glimpse of what happened. Bernard Shaw championed Ibsen, who g... DIANA RIGG We've just got to make better plays at the end, and we've got to defend better in the future. JOSH KENDRICK I wanted to write plays. I was at Yale graduate school at the time for English literature, not for a... DAVID DUCHOVNY Your "Not To Do" list is also important. MANI S. SIVASUBRAMANIAN I sang barber shop harmony and sort of got into performing. And it just came naturally. Then, when I... HARRY DEAN STANTON The weak may not be admired and hero-worshipped; but they are by no means disliked or shunned; and t... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW It plays right to the strengths of what we do. JAMES GELLY People have the right to criticize you. You do not have the right to criticize anyone. DADA BHAGWAN (Adamson) set the tone for the team at the plate and at short. He had a spectacular game. He made a ... STEVE ANTICH I expect to be in there to make big plays all year long. I just hope I have the same opportunities t... DUSTIN KELLER 'My Fair Lady' is based on 'Pygmalion,' by George Bernard Shaw, which many teachers have on their re... JOHN MCDONALD The correctness and quality of what you write do not matter; the act of writing does. NATALIE GOLDBERG It would be difficult to determine whether the age is growing better or worse; for I think our plays... ANNA BARBAULD It would be difficult to determine whether the age is growing better or worse; for I think our plays... ANNA LETITIA BARBAULD Coming in with all the hype, I expected that. Everybody's gunning for me. Their plays are based on m... LESEAN MCCOY Shakespeare is to me the purest voice of nature, and he does no meddle with nature. His plays provid... ALLAN BLOOM I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES I write plays because writing dialogue is the only respectable way of contradicting yourself. I put ... TOM STOPPARD He's clutch. We had the ball in the right person's hands. He's not afraid to shoot. He's not afraid ... KAREEM RODRIGUEZ Well, all the plays that I was trying to write were plays that would grab an audience by the throat ... ARTHUR MILLER I do not believe that the Good Lord plays dice. CERVANTES (MIGUEL DE CERVANTES SAAVEDRA) I do not believe that the Good Lord plays dice. ALBERT EINSTEIN There are millions of vegetarians in the world but only one Bernard Shaw. You do not obtain eminence... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptiv... MAYA RUDOLPH We really hit the ball today. (But) we are not making routine plays. Against better teams it has cos... BRETT BROOKS The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist. APURVA GAGLANI I was very impressed by that, ... He's just ready to make some plays. The better he is, the better w... EARL HOLMES Defensively, we didn't give up any big plays. And we got the big plays on offense, ... We're a lot b... CHAD LEWIS It was kind of a break-out game for me. I was involved on more plays (tackles), reading the plays an... WADE LEPPERT Life is raw material. We are artisans. We can sculpt our existence into something beautiful, or deba... CATHY BETTER I have been doing acting my whole life. I did plays in high school. I take it pretty seriously. I us... VINNY GUADAGNINO Having more data does not always give you the power to make better decisions. JEFFREY FRY I can't think of anything worse than calling Shakespeare 'highbrow,' because on the one ... TIMOTHY DALTON It's huge. The long runs, the deep balls, the plays Greg Carr and Joslin Shaw are making, all of tha... DREW WEATHERFORD The fans, Mr. Cohan, they deserve better, and they're going to get better. I've got a terrible taste... CHRIS MULLIN I'm quite sure Shakespeare enjoyed writing Iago much more than he did writing Othello. If you wr... HENNING MANKELL The more you write, the better you will get at writing. The better you get at writing, the more you ... LORRIN L. LEE We didn't take advantage of the plays that we should have. We're not seasoned enough to do what it t... ERIC HAMILTON They do a lot of movement up front, and some pass plays take longer than others. And it's our job to... ROBERT GALLERY The romantics would call this a love story, the cynics would call it a tragedy. In my mind it’s a ... NICHOLAS SPARKS Last year, it was a learning experience. This year, now that I'm comfortable with the plays and play... JAVON RINGER When you commit twice as many errors as runs, you don't win many ball games. I keep telling these ki... DENNIS DACUS Why do we have a brain in the first place? Not to write books, articles, or plays; not to do science... ANTONIO DAMASIO Why am I compelled to write?... Because the world I create in the writing compensates for what the r... GLORIA ANZALDUA Our problem is not to find better values but to be faithful to those we profess. JOHN W. GARDNER The very first day we were there, ... I started getting notes in my box to call this Bernard Shaw. WALTER CRONKITE I couldn't have asked for better pitching today. We have to make plays in the field behind our pitch... MARK SCHROEDER This is the true joy of life, the being used up for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The better team today beat us. They came out and made the plays. We tip our hats. We did not play go... ERIC KADOOKA To help someone, don’t criticize or complain. Find what he does better and compliment him. DEBASISH MRIDHA Everybody's got scholarships and everybody's got good players. If it's a night where it's not workin... MACK BROWN We're the last line of defense. We want to limit the big plays and get a turnover. That puts us in a... ANTHONY ROBERTS I know right now Courtney is frustrated. I will say flat out I thought Courtney was the better playe... MARIANNE BRETSCHNEIDER Time determines the occurrence of possibilities and impossibilities, but God determines the time for... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH So I decided to start writing plays, and went to Yale. RICHARD FOREMAN That comes with experience, when to throw it and when not to throw it. Guys will accumulate some err... DAVE MACHEMER We?re making a lot of the same mistakes which is kind of disappointing. Offensively we have some guy... BRIAN VANGORDER They have about the same number of plays we do. We've just got to do the right things and step in th... JACK HARRIS Since I was a small child, I was always writing either poems or plays... plays in which I had the st... FRANCINE PASCAL They did a better job of making big plays. The two or three big plays they made won them the game an... BRYCE FISHER I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad ... BILL NIGHY Each day I will accomplish one thing on my to do list. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA I think Jamaal plays better with a chip on his shoulder. BRANDON ROY I have a nice little movie career, and I write plays and do my act. TAYLOR NEGRON Shakespeare is the outstanding example of how that can be done. In all of Shakespeare's plays, n... CHARLTON HESTON That team right there plays fundamental baseball. We do not. We practice it. We preach it. For whate... DAN O'ROURKE Watching her inspires me to get better. I didn't approach the match any differently. In fact, I was ... JOE WARREN The second half we rebounded better, took care of the ball better. Taj and Nykesha came up with huge... MIKE THIBAULT If he keeps making plays like that, ... he's not going to have to hit at all. MIKE HARGROVE One mistake with beginners in writing is, that they think it important to spin out something long. I... LUCY LARCOM He plays exactly how he practices - full speed. He's very confident in what he does. He listens. He ... CHARLIE WILLIAMS Life is a competition to eliminate fear and doubts to double our life to live better not bitter in t... NAZIM AMBALATH Just like white supremacists there are hetero-supremacists. They believe that by virtue of the fact ... MIKE E. KNEZEVICH, JR. I've done maybe twelve of Shakespeare's plays. I was with the Royal Shakespeare Company for ... CHARLES DANCE
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trial of which you can have no conce... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Caesar was a man of great common sense and good taste, meaning thereby a man without originality or ... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A statesman who confines himself to popular legislation - or, for the matter of that, a playwright w... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The art of government is the organization of idolatry. The bureaucracy consists of functionaries; th... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Men are not governed by justice, but by law or persuasion. When they refuse to be governed by law or... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Whenever you wish to do anything against the law, Cicely, always consult a good solicitor first. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. •George Bernard Shaw It is better ... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW No question is so difficult to answer as that which the answer is obvious. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A man who does not think for himself does not think at all. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A man thinking or working is always alone, let him be where he
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GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Never waste jealousy on a real man: it is the imaginary man that supplants us all in the long run. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW To me the sole hope of human salvation lies in teaching Man to regard himself as an experiment in th... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone: the civilized man to idols of flesh and blood. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW This is the true joy of life, the being used up for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW In your Salvation shelter I saw poverty, misery, cold and hunger. You gave them bread and treacle an... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW When we know what God is, we shall be gods ourselves. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drun... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I believe in Michelangelo, Velasquez, and Rembrandt; in the might of design, the mystery of color, t... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Beauty is all very well at first sight; but whoever looks at it when it has been in the house three ... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lu... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inac... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW [H]e is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW All professions are conspiracies against the laity. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW All problems are finally scientific problems. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW You are all fundamentalists with a top dressing of science. That is why you are the stupidest of con... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one." GEORGE BERNARD SHAW You see things; you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not? GEORGE BERNARD SHAW People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. T... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyon... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Doing what needs to be done may not make you happy, but it will make you great. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Youth is wasted on the young. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Man is the only animal of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid of. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Morality is suspecting other people of not being legally married. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A miracle is an event which creates faith. That is the purpose and nature of miracles. Frauds deceiv... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they wa... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way: by getting out of it as soon as I... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The seven deadly sins... food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing c... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The greatest evils and the worst of crimes is poverty; our first duty, a duty to which every other c... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The camera can represent flesh so superbly that, if I dared, I would never photograph a figure witho... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The philosopher is Nature's pilot. And there you have our difference: to be n hell is to drift: to b... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to do. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were ... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespe... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Independence? That's middle-class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us o... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW