David Walliams
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All human life can be found in an airport. DAVID WALLIAMS I've noticed that once you leave London you do kind of become a bit more famous. People in Londo... DAVID WALLIAMS When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat ... DAVID WALLIAMS When I was a child I devoured every book I could get my hands on. I loved losing myself in colourful... DAVID WALLIAMS No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as ... DAVID WALLIAMS I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can't wear. Surely everyone should be ... DAVID WALLIAMS A bully can only make you feel bad about yourself if you let them. DAVID WALLIAMS All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time. DAVID WALLIAMS I was born in 1971, and Tom Baker was sort of my obsession as a kid and that's why we got him to... DAVID WALLIAMS I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my da... DAVID WALLIAMS I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't thin... DAVID WALLIAMS In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem.DAVID WALLIAMS TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet. DAVID WALLIAMS There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than oth... DAVID WALLIAMS We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. DAVID WALLIAMS I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as ... DAVID WALLIAMS Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I&#... DAVID WALLIAMS I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself i... DAVID WALLIAMS My favourite restaurant of all time is Mildreds on London's Lexington Street. It's a little ... DAVID WALLIAMS The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge ... DAVID WALLIAMS I had a very happy childhood, but I wasn't that happy a child. I liked being alone and creating ... DAVID WALLIAMS flanked by two incredibly bulky nurses who dwarfed her. One nurse had a black eye, and ‘LOVE’ an... DAVID WALLIAMS Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British... DAVID WALLIAMS It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone... DAVID WALLIAMS I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins, and I think there's something ter... DAVID WALLIAMS I thrive off the company of others, I love being sociable. DAVID WALLIAMS I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired. DAVID WALLIAMS The one good thing about our school was the Cadets; I chose to be in the Navy, purely for the sailor... DAVID WALLIAMS I love telling stories. I love the intimacy between the writer and reader. When you write sketches i... DAVID WALLIAMS I've done panel shows, which I enjoy, and on those you're recording half-an-hour of TV and s... DAVID WALLIAMS Children's books are often seen as the poor relation of literature. But children are just as dem... DAVID WALLIAMS I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentl... DAVID WALLIAMS I love wearing drag. DAVID WALLIAMS I don't get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been deli... DAVID WALLIAMS I'm terribly attention-seeking. It's very different once you get all this attention, though.... DAVID WALLIAMS I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When I'm with my own thoughts, I start to unravel... DAVID WALLIAMS People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's ac... DAVID WALLIAMS I still enjoy my life, and I feel like I've achieved enough things that if I never did anything ... DAVID WALLIAMS My biggest objection to Marxism has been the presumption that industry should exist at all. I think ... DAVID DAVID KATZMAN LARRY DAVID DAVID HAREWOOD DAVID HAREWOOD In the last couple of years I've been facing down a lot of the demons of the past and trying to ... DAVID COVERDALE George W. Bush: a person who is the ultimate outcome of the American condition. Someone promoted abo... DAVID LANGE DAVID LYNCH Studying consciousness tells us more about how the world is fundamentally strange. I think we have a... 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It's great when you see things on a massive scale and you see these huge sets, but it's not ... 
If you do something that you're not genuinely passionate about, it is a little soul-crushing. Ju... 
To kill yourself for earning a salary is not worth it. 
I equate fame towards people who know your work, people who will see your work. But all that stuff, ... 
It's been a straight strip, I must tell you, I've enjoyed it all the way. If I'm saying ... 
6 Ways To Give Your Mind A Break:
It's hard work making movies. It's like being a doctor: you work long hours, very hard hours... 
How wild it was, to let it be. 
If you can dream it, you can do it. 
You are an adult and you don't understand me and what are the differences between the adult and the ... 
All people are paradoxical. No one is easily reducible, so I like characters who have contradictory ... 
When you give, you will be blessed. When you give, it will be given back to you. 
I shook Obama's hand and I said, 'I want to be your friend.' My hand is still outstretch... 
You can be, like, a totally different person on camera, and it's fun. You can take on another ch... 
Do the thing and you will have the power. 
I think the 'Lethal Weapon' movies contain my favorite performances. It sounds really crummy... 
I do love one-upmanship sometimes, like when you see kids breakdancing and who can do the best trick... 
Although I cannot see your face
Risks can lead to great victories or defeats. Even if you are defeated, the lesson will be valuable ... 
You can tell if there's magic in something. When you start it, you want to finish it and you wan... 
It's very difficult to get an audience to be terrified of what's going on. Think about it: Y... 
Don't ever reject a small
With any good projects, I feel like the off-screen chemistry factors on-screen. It's great when ... 
You know that we've got a few problems we need to talk through before we get married."
I think the fact that I'm so well known to be gay makes it very difficult to have a convincing r... 
That's been one of my mantras - focus and simplicity. Simple can be harder than complex: You hav... 
The first TV show I worked on was with the guys from 'Little Britian,' Matt Lucas and David ... 
It's such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little gir... 
Difficult things aren't easy, but they're worth it. 
It's such a pleasant surprise when you come on set and you find someone in charge like Ken Brana... 
I stole a little snow globe from the set of the first 'Pitch Perfect' that I don't think... 
You'll work hard to create characters that are compelling and unforgettable. But in the end, it&... 
I have a very healthy relationship to my work, and I find that if a scene is working, no matter how ... 
It's incredibly fun to play someone that you don't like. It exorcises your own demons in a w... 
It's nice to be able to work; I'd love to be able to do another TV show I could do in Chicag... 
You don't find interesting stuff because you don't search enough, ... every book has it's own lesson... 
It's fun to be hopelessly in love. It's dangerous, but it's fun. 
Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you... 
You hit those valleys sometimes and it's really frustrating. It's like getting stuck in traf... 
When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It reall... 
Everyone talks about new love all the time, but there's so much to draw from when you've bee... 
You must be the person you have never had the courage to be. Gradually, you will discover that you a... 
It's funny, because even though on a drama like 'Picket Fences' those long monologues wo... 
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I'm thankful because all the hard work and sacrifices were worth it in the end. 
You'll be okay. No matter what shape reality takes, you can handle it. 
You can't be crazy and wild when you're on work time. But, I like it, in that sense I think ... 
When people see a legend, they call it a legend. But to be a legend, it's a lot of hard work and... 
It's always the girl comedy and the guy comedy. It bums me out. You'd think there'd be a... 
The elusive nature of love... it can be such a fleeting thing. You see it there and it's just fl... 
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've stil... 
The area where I grew up in Birmingham was very diverse - I was aware of my race but not overly awar... 
Birmingham people are the salt of the earth, and I've carried that with me all around the world.... 
Stories hold conflict and contrast, highs and lows, life and death, and the human struggle and all k... 
Thought is the wind and knowledge the sail. 
The Doctor' is the kind of character - because the guest cast is changing all the time, there ar... 
It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel lik... 
Bilingualism lets you have your cake and eat it. The new language opens the doors to the best jobs i... 
I can mention many moments that were unforgettable and revelatory. But the most single revelatory th... 
Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time. 
I always go for simplicity. 
People want security in this insecure world. 
Everything I read about hitting a midlife crisis was true. I had such a struggle letting go of youth... 
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood... 
You would think that a rock star being married to a supermodel would be one of the greatest things i... 
People use irony as a defense mechanism. 
I certainly agree that putting everything into little genres is counterproductive. You're not go... 
Deep down, I know I have this intuition or instinct that a lot of creative people have, that their d... 
I like time off. I'm not a workaholic. 
I've had an awful lot of good fortune. 
Every day is a blessing - not to get too schmaltzy, but, really, it is. 
There were times when I was a joke, but talent survives. 
The law always limits every power it gives. 
There are some four million different kinds of animals and plants in the world. Four million differe... 
Life to me is a journey - you never know what may be your next destination. 
False modesty can be worse than arrogance. 
This whole world is wild at heart and weird on top. 
If you read somebody's diary, you get what you deserve. 
What I value most in my friends is loyalty. 
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I'm a good person, I hope. But I'm never as good as I want to be, never as nice as I want to... 