It ain’t whatcha write, it’s the way atcha write it.

Which just goes to show, I guess, that dinner parties are like everything else - not as fragile as we think they are.

Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.

The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French.

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

Is that the biggest favor your vocal cords have done to anyone this week?