Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
Anonymous
Related
Together, Apple and Walmart represent the intense separation of American life into blue and red, ric...
GEORGE PACKER I was red, white and blue before it was cool.
CINDY YOUNG Whenever you pull on the red, white and blue, it's a great feeling,
AL MONTOYA Its a funny thing, I noticed that when people are joking theyre usually dead serious, and when theyr...
JIM MORRISON The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face.
CLARE BOOTHE LUCE Our flag is red, white and blue, but our nation is a rainbow -- red, yellow, brown, black and white ...
JESSE JACKSON Our flag is red, white and blue, but our nation is a rainbow-red, yellow, brown, black and white-and...
JESSE JACKSON He was Mr. Red, White and Blue, ... You couldn't think of patriotism and the military without thinki...
JAMES WATKINS Your flag and my flag,
And how it flies today
In your land and my land
And half a world ...
WILBUR D. NESBIT Music is not written in red, white and blue. It is written in the heart's blood of the composer.
NELLIE MELBA We picked three-man so we could spray their helmets red, white and blue, for America.
BRANDI BROWN Your flag and my flag,
And how it flies to-day
In your land and my land
And half a wo...
WILBUR D. NESBIT Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
BILLY CARTER If you want to slice into America, it's pretty red, white, and blue in terms of how it goes abou...
ROBERT REDFORD And then, not expecting it, you become middle-aged and anonymous. No one notices you. You achieve a ...
DORIS LESSING England! Whence came each glowing hue
That hints your flag of meteor light,--
The streaming r...
GEORGE LUNT When it comes to standing up for veterans, we cannot be the Republicans and Democrats, we have to be...
BARBARA MIKULSKI Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
BILLY CARTER The admirals of his majesty's fleet are classed into three squadrons, viz. the red, the white, a...
WILLIAM FALCONER I have some wonderful friends from the Mideast that are as red, white and blue as anybody you know, ...
PHIL MCGRAW Real patriots are the women who witnessed their assaulter claim dominion over red, white, and blue a...
BRITT GREIFELD A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American. "Our flag is sy...
UNKNOWN Even at the trials we've never quite seen anything like that, ... All the red, white and blue coming...
JOHN CAPEL Red, Hot and Blue.
BRIAN ALLEN Blue flower, red thorns! Blue flower, red thorns! Blue flower, red thorns! Oh, this would be so much...
SHREK The troops aren't red and blue. They're not black and white. They're not male and female...
TAMRON HALL The thing i hate most about rock and roll is the tie dyed tshirts, unless theyre died with blood and...
KURT COBAIN I am not red or blue. I am red, white and blue. Those are the same colors in my body (my heart, bloo...
SUZY KASSEM Growing up, I watched softball and U.S.A .softball, and that was my goal of being able to represent ...
JENNIE FINCH Roses are red, violets are blue. You may not know it, but someone loves you.
MEG CABOT Red like blood
White like bone
Red like solitude
White like silence
Red like the...
TITE KUBO There are not more than five primary colors (blue, yellow, red, white, and black), yet in combinatio...
PAUL KLEE Her mouth was a gash of red, like the torn-open stomach of a sacrifice, bloody and oracular. Behind ...
MADELINE MILLER We're an American Legion post, so we're emphasizing the red, white and blue. But we're also using la...
MARK LENO You better not wear red in our school this week, ... unless it's Georgia red.
RICHARD SMITH It was really exciting as a college athlete watching the red, white and blue run the last day. Every...
JUSTIN GATLIN Some people live such boring lives; it’s Black & White, so dead! I choose to color my life with Fu...
RVM Christopher Columbus discovered America in a blue-and-white sailor shirt, and since then, men have b...
MICKEY DREXLER No matter what sort of car you are driving or how fast you drive, we all meet behind the same red li...
MOE CIDALY It depends on the day, the mood and how much money you're flashing.
LISA LOCONTE Yeah, many can add a small amount of a "white" happiness color
to your "red" simple life color but i...
KAGABO BURANGA JACQUES Red carpets are awful. They're like a kind of purgatory - you stand there, and there are cameras...
ELIZABETH DEBICKI It's completely anonymous. There's no way for someone to get in touch with you unless you elect to h...
MATT STRAUSS From space, the earth appears predominantly blue; the clouds are brilliant white. Surprisingly, you ...
HELEN SHARMAN Those yonder do I envelop in blue and red!
ATHARVA VEDA I much prefer playing the bad guys. I think they are always the most interesting characters. I liken...
RONNY COX Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
TOMMY SMOTHERS When you talk about a tax plan that has to make it through Congress, you can't alienate the blue sta...
JOSEPH THORNDIKE From the U.S. Capitol Building to the White House, our national symbols that represent freedom to so...
GARY ACKERMAN Stadiums started to paint seats red, white and blue. And instead of advertisements on the outfield w...
LARRY HARTZELL I like white wine when it's young and vigorous. I don't think you should cellar white wine a...
ROBERT M. PARKER, JR. Ideas are funny little things, they won't work unless you do.
UNKNOWN You're just another american who is willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick being sho...
GEORGE CARLIN theyre missing whole streets.
SAM WRIGHT Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What’s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Tod...
STEPHEN COLBERT Stay behind the scene; then you will have more freedom to work, more freedom to think and more freed...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN Training is useless unless you have a purpose, it's knowing for what purpose to train for that can b...
ANONYMOUS Roses are red,violets are blue,when i flush the toilet i remember you.
RODERICK ROTOL Funny how possibility can lift you. Funny how reality can slam you down.
CAT PATRICK Black spirits and white, red spirits and gray,/ Mingle, mingle, mingle, you that mingle may!
THOMAS MIDDLETON Period recreation is very difficult unless you make a black-and-white movie.
ALAN PARKER Royal blood isn't blue, it is a jaundiced shade of red and riddled with broken chromosomes
DEAN CAVANAGH I'm going to always bleed the red, white, and blue. I represented the U.S. in the Olympics; I lo...
FLOYD MAYWEATHER, JR. I love the Blue-White game because it gives us that almost-game mentality and you have fans out ther...
JAY ALFORD You can make recommendations until you are blue in the face, but unless you have action and change y...
LOUISE CHRISTIAN Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
TOMMY SMOTHERS I looked on my stomach and saw Frieda Rebecca, white as flour with the cream that covers new babies,...
SYLVIA PLATH It's very funny, and we really laughed a lot while we were making it and I could always tell how hap...
LIV TYLER You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.
MALCOLM X Only the foolish, blinded by language's conventions, think of fire as red or gold. Fire is blue at i...
SALMAN RUSHDIE How you act, walk, look and talk is all part of Hip Hop culture. And the music is colorless. Hip Hop...
AFRIKA BAMBAATAA He couldn't handle so much love. And so he drowned it in the pool. It wasn't Red though. Turned out ...
ANUSHKA BHARTIYA If the truth shuts it's mouth,the lie will represent it for life,unless nemesis rescues it.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Tommy's place in fashion history is that he's synonymous with classic American style. He's the guy w...
CINDI LEIVE Tommy's place in fashion history is that he's synonymous with classic American style, ... He's the g...
CINDI LEIVE How prone poor Humanity is to dam up the minutest remnants of its freedom, and build an artificial r...
E. T. A. HOFFMANN I can take the steel guitars and fiddles off, we can make it a little more pop, cover ideas that are...
GARTH BROOKS It takes a high level of training and commitment skills to represent the Red Cross outside of the Un...
GAYLE FALKENTHAL how much does it cost now for a mock space travel in the planetarium? That will b the future cost of...
APURVA GAGLANI Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.
GENA SHOWALTER Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
OSCAR LEVANT Growing up in Oakland, we did things like white t-shirt, blue jeans and Nikes. That was my get down,...
MARSHAWN LYNCH Everyone, red state, blue state, everyone supports space exploration.
BILL NYE Freedom is something that dies unless it's used.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON What sexual preference do you hope she has?” “Happiness.” Isnt that cool?
FRANCESCA LIA BLOCK I'm blue collar; she's white collar. She's a CPA, and I'm an entrepreneur. It all works.
RICK MEYER The tree burst into color and we all gasped at the red, yellow, green, white and the blue lights bol...
JEANNETTE WALLS Roses are red,Violets are blue,I'm a schizophrenic,and so am I.
BILLY CONNOLLY greeted with overwhelming support, in blue (Democratic) states and in red (Republican) states.
CINDY SHEEHAN The lunar flights give you a correct perception of our existence. You look back at Earth from the mo...
JIM LOVELL America's veterans and troops serving abroad today fought hard to preserve our red, white and blue, ...
BILL SHUSTER You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.
MALCOLM X Funny how you can live a whole life waiting and not know it.
PETER HELLER And death is better because death is the end of fear, isnt it? -Dekka
MICHAEL GRANT Early violets blue and white
Dying for their love of light.
EDWIN ARNOLD You make a movie, and if there's a red light flashing in the distance, everyone thinks that the ...
DITO MONTIEL No matter how much you rehearse on that stage, once you add 30,000 screaming people with flashing ca...
LADY GAGA Developers are going to take advantage of rundown blue-collar housing and turn it into white collar.
BLANCHE EVANS An education isnt how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. Its being able t...
WILLIAM FEATHER Blue guys in red states will see themselves getting killed politically if they vote against it.
DAVID BARTON
More Anonymous
Animals are human just like us in a different shape and form so do not abuse them.
ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS You don't have to touch someone to love them, It's not in the kiss, It's in the times you don't kiss...
ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS Glory be to Him who changes others and remains Himself unchanged!
ANONYMOUS Beloved, let us love one another, because love is from God; everyone one who loves is born of God an...
ANONYMOUS May the God who gives endurance and encouragement
give you a spirit of unity among yourselves ...
ANONYMOUS Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.
ANONYMOUS Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can be...
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what y...
ANONYMOUS Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
ANONYMOUS Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
ANONYMOUS It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
ANONYMOUS He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
ANONYMOUS All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
ANONYMOUS A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do yo...
ANONYMOUS A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
ANONYMOUS Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
ANONYMOUS Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...b...
ANONYMOUS Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her o...
ANONYMOUS Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family d...
ANONYMOUS The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
ANONYMOUS Leadership is the ability to hide your panic from others.
ANONYMOUS An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
ANONYMOUS Time cuts down all, Both great and small.
ANONYMOUS Few cases of eyestrain have been developed by looking on the bright side of things.
ANONYMOUS Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Canaveral.
ANONYMOUS Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. •Anonymous Many an o...
ANONYMOUS Some of the smallest situations are the biggest to some people.
ANONYMOUS Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage.
ANONYMOUS Defeat may test you; it need not stop you. If at first you don't succeed, try another way. For eve...
ANONYMOUS Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
ANONYMOUS A friend is one to whom you can pour out the contents of your heart, chaff and grain alike. Knowin...
ANONYMOUS Friendship is a living thing that lasts only as long as it is nourished with kindness, empathy and u...
ANONYMOUS She is clothed in strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future.
ANONYMOUS many women do noble things, but you surpass them all. charm is deceptive, beauty is fleeting; but a ...
ANONYMOUS Lady Wisdom will be your close friend; and Brother Knowledge will be your pleasant companion.
ANONYMOUS When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.
ANONYMOUS It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is possible only when one is busy. The body must toil, the mind must be occupied, and the ...
ANONYMOUS Happiness is like jam. You can't spread even a little without getting some on yourself.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is the overcoming of not unknown obstacles toward a known goal.
ANONYMOUS Happiness seems to be the result of something happening — inactivity is not very exhilarating.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not pleasure, it's victory.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is the art of never holding in your mind the memory of any unpleasant thing that has passe...
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not given but exchanged.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not a matter of good fortune or worldly possessions. It's a mental attitude. It comes f...
ANONYMOUS If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you turn your a...
ANONYMOUS So live that your memories will be part of your happiness.
ANONYMOUS Happiness consists in activity; such as the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and ...
ANONYMOUS Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not always measured in smiles.
ANONYMOUS Happiness lies in our own backyard, but it's probably well hidden by crabgrass.
ANONYMOUS Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
ANONYMOUS The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
ANONYMOUS Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety, or by the handle ...
ANONYMOUS Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light.
ANONYMOUS To reprove small faults within due vehemence, is as absurd as if a man should take a great hammer to...
ANONYMOUS My friend, why have you drifted so far away? All motion is relative, maybe it is you who have moved ...
ANONYMOUS The happiest business in all the world is that of making friends, And no investment on the street pa...
ANONYMOUS Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.
ANONYMOUS Remember that the faith that moves mountains always carries a pick.
ANONYMOUS When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
ANONYMOUS The sound of a kiss is much softer than that of a cannon - but it's echo lasts a great deal longer.
ANONYMOUS Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding i...
ANONYMOUS A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
ANONYMOUS When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my l...
ANONYMOUS Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
ANONYMOUS Aging is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
ANONYMOUS I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, ...
ANONYMOUS تبسمك في وجه أخيك صدقة، وأمرك بالمعروف صدقة ونهيك عن ال...
ANONYMOUS The first men to be created and formed were called the Sorcerer of Fatal Laughter, the Sorcerer of N...
ANONYMOUS Come unto me, all ye that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you...
ANONYMOUS And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
ANONYMOUS Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about its own things. Sufficient for ...
ANONYMOUS Anyone who is having troubles should pray. Anyone who is happy should sing praises. Anyone who is si...
ANONYMOUS I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
ANONYMOUS Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
ANONYMOUS Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more.
ANONYMOUS If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
ANONYMOUS Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.
ANONYMOUS I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?
ANONYMOUS My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
ANONYMOUS If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
ANONYMOUS Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
ANONYMOUS It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too,...
ANONYMOUS One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less t...
ANONYMOUS The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
ANONYMOUS In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.
ANONYMOUS How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
ANONYMOUS For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
ANONYMOUS Why does Chuck Norris' calendar go directly from March 31 to April 2nd? Nobody fools Chuck Norris!
ANONYMOUS I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
ANONYMOUS Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
ANONYMOUS If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
ANONYMOUS The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
ANONYMOUS Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of...
ANONYMOUS Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I ...
ANONYMOUS Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
ANONYMOUS Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.
ANONYMOUS My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.
ANONYMOUS Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
ANONYMOUS Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
ANONYMOUS When there's a will, I want to be in it.
ANONYMOUS Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
ANONYMOUS When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver.
ANONYMOUS As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
ANONYMOUS When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my ...
ANONYMOUS Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
ANONYMOUS What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
ANONYMOUS I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.
ANONYMOUS Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
ANONYMOUS I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
ANONYMOUS Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
ANONYMOUS Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
ANONYMOUS Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
ANONYMOUS I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.
ANONYMOUS My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too ...
ANONYMOUS Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.
ANONYMOUS I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
ANONYMOUS People think.....
I'm skinny, but I'm really chunky.
I'm cheap, but I'm really thrifty. ANONYMOUS I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. T...
ANONYMOUS I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
ANONYMOUS Chuck Norris is so amazing he can:
Light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.<...
ANONYMOUS Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time a...
ANONYMOUS He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this ...
ANONYMOUS I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
ANONYMOUS I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
ANONYMOUS Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
ANONYMOUS It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
ANONYMOUS Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some yo...
ANONYMOUS Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're...
ANONYMOUS Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
ANONYMOUS I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
ANONYMOUS How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
ANONYMOUS My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museu...
ANONYMOUS Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.
ANONYMOUS What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
ANONYMOUS I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
ANONYMOUS There was a robot invented in China that catches thieves. In Australia it caught 10 thieves, in Ame...
ANONYMOUS I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.
ANONYMOUS How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
ANONYMOUS Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
ANONYMOUS Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
ANONYMOUS After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
ANONYMOUS Funny sign at health spa: Fresh 10,000 year old mud for sale.
ANONYMOUS I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
ANONYMOUS I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.
ANONYMOUS True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
ANONYMOUS Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a blow dryer blows?
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
ANONYMOUS Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
ANONYMOUS Never judge a book by it's movie
ANONYMOUS I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my ...
ANONYMOUS When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.
ANONYMOUS Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
ANONYMOUS If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your sm...
ANONYMOUS My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
ANONYMOUS I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
ANONYMOUS Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast...
ANONYMOUS I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close ...
ANONYMOUS Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted ...
ANONYMOUS Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
ANONYMOUS Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
ANONYMOUS I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
ANONYMOUS A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
ANONYMOUS I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
ANONYMOUS Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
ANONYMOUS Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
ANONYMOUS Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.
ANONYMOUS Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
ANONYMOUS I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
ANONYMOUS The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people al...
ANONYMOUS I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
ANONYMOUS The amount of time it takes for a minute to go by is proportionally dependent with the distance to t...
ANONYMOUS Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to sco...
ANONYMOUS I can't wait for that to never happen.
ANONYMOUS I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.
ANONYMOUS Sports top moment: to score a goal but miss in the re-play.
ANONYMOUS Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
ANONYMOUS Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.
ANONYMOUS I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
ANONYMOUS Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
ANONYMOUS Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible.
ANONYMOUS An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.
ANONYMOUS My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
ANONYMOUS Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
ANONYMOUS You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
ANONYMOUS Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
ANONYMOUS It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase al...
ANONYMOUS If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patte...
ANONYMOUS Whenever you feel stupid, remember that there are people outside searching for Pokemon.
ANONYMOUS