Isn't it amazing how celebrity status preempts even the most ingrained hatreds?

I don't even like to be naked in front of myself!

Parents know how to push your buttons because, hey, they sewed them on.

So to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and the most descriptive way to say it.

People in this country haven't stopped hating fat people, but they've become more kind to me, since in our culture, even though we hate our fat people, we love our celebrities even more.

The character I play is a wonderful compilation of things I hate about myself and things I love about myself and things that I've invented to make her even more interesting than me.