Is this some kind of joke?"<br /><br />"That's for me to know and you to find out."<br /><br />"Maybe you think it's funny to put up signs about people who want to commit suicide."<br /><br />"Are <i>you</i> about to?"<br /><br />"And what if I was?"<br /><br />"I wouldn't tell you the gorgeous reasons <i>I</i> have discovered for going on living."<br /><br />"What <i>would</i> you do?"<br /><br />"I'd ask you to name the rock-bottom price you'd charge to go on living for just one more week.