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Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.


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GARMAN WOLD see the water in the glass and care not whether it's half empty or half full
ANGELICA NIGHTINGALE you can see the glass as half full, half empty, or as a a glass with liquid in it.
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whether the glass is
half empty or half full,
as long as what ...
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Take a long cool sip. Listen to the ice cra...
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JANEANE GAROFALO I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half- empty. And cracked....
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ROBERT A. COOK It ends or it doesn't.
That’s what you say. That’s
how you get through it.
The tu...
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BILL COSBY If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be app...
BILL COSBY When in doubt, delete it.
PHILIP COSBY You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
ERIKA COSBY They can be as angry as they want to. They ought to be ashamed. They're the ones that let a pedophil...
RITA COSBY I was playing baseball but thinking about football. My heart wasn't in it.
QUAN COSBY Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you kno...
BILL MAHER No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between fri...
BILL MURRAY President Obama is a utopian at heart. He wants to improve the lives of the downtrodden, which is a ...
BILL O'REILLY Since the time of St. Jerome, it was mandatory for any kind of scholar or thinker to spend time out ...
BILL VIOLA When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
BILL WATTERSON