Daniel Tosh
Related All in all, I'd like to venture into film. Films are my staple diet, so I would love to be part ... TOM WESTON-JONES It's not part of my ambition to become fabulously rich. My plan was always to make my pictures, ... GARY HUME JESSE MCCARTNEY MICHAEL MOORE I just decided that I would not put my professional life on hold to raise children. I know that soun... EMMANUELLE BEART FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA Every actor is alive because of his/her fans. I'm glad that my fans love me so much. I have an i... RANI MUKERJI With independent film, simply because they don't have the money to make a big-budget film, they&... SEYMOUR CASSEL When my agents tell me how much I'm going to be paid for a film, instead of quoting a figure, th... KATE MARA There was really nobody in house that wanted to take it. And instead of advertising outside I decide... JEFF TALBOTT I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX I just want to be able to have fun, make a living, feed my family and create something that I'm ... EDDIE MCCLINTOCK KEVIN MCCLOUD I would love to do something like 'Tosh.0,' where I host Internet clips. I did host 'Tal... CASSANDRA PETERSON TAYLOR SWIFT Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON I really enjoy being behind the camera. A ton of projects I've done that are my most favorite pr... BRODY JENNER GEORGE LUCAS JOHN MCAFEE I never want to make a film. I don't wake up in the morning going, 'Ooh, I'd really love... STEPHEN DALDRY KIRK DOUGLAS PARIS HILTON I just want people to see that I do my own stuff, that I'm not stupid, and I can make fun of mys... UTADA HIKARU I would assume most people hate my character. But I'm hoping that I'm the character you love... CHARLOTTE ROSS When I become prime minister, I'm going to buy one of those Margaret Thatcher handbags, and I... PIM FORTUYN HARRY STYLES LILY JAMES WILL.I.AM Here's the thing, back in the day, a lot of guys would make fun of me, that I would sing and dan... CARLOS PENA, JR. I do watch 'Revenge,' 'American Horror Story' and 'Game of Thrones.' I am be... LANA PARRILLA It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON SELENA GOMEZ ROD STEWART I would say I'm black because my parents said I'm black. I'm black because my mother'... SOLEDAD O'BRIEN BUSY PHILIPPS In terms of doing another franchise after 'Transformers,' I don't know if that would be ... JACK REYNOR Just growing up, my dad always told me the most important point of the game is the extra point. A lo... ERIC BERRY DANIEL BALDWIN LILLY SINGH NICOLAS CAGE LEA MICHELE MR. T I'm fighting hard; I'm training hard. I'm still walking over people and stepping over pe... NATE DIAZ My dad and I used to watch 'Ninja Warrior' all the time back when it was in Japan. I would a... KACY CATANZARO ROBERTO BENIGNI ADAM SCOTT I actually used to make these little plays. I would stand there, and I would act out where I was dyi... MADISON DAVENPORT I will tell you that I'm a bit of a snob. I love film, and I would like to work in film, and I&#... KELLY MASTERSON I just want to make art that connects with people and moves them on an emotional level. Any time I c... HAYLEY KIYOKO TOM CRUISE ELLEN DEGENERES JIMMY FALLON I'm always like, 'I can't believe I sound like my mother.' I remember running out of... EILEEN DAVIDSON It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON If I had the opportunity to buy the latest movie that's out that month and watch it on the comfo... DANA BRUNETTI TOM HANKS I didn't necessarily grow up in a trailer park, but there is a brief part of that in my life. So... KACEY MUSGRAVES SARAH HYLAND CHARLI XCX MINDY KALING I'm gonna sing, and I'm going to make me a lot of money. SAM COOKE TIG NOTARO BARRY BONDS MARTIN GARRIX I'm a spoilt brat. I thought I was just going to walk in and make movies. But I'd been my ow... FRANK MILLER I heard my mother talking badly of me to people who were talking badly of me in her salon. That'... VINCENT GALLO DIANE VON FURSTENBERG I love lifestyle stuff, I love housewares. I'm really a homebody, honestly. Anything to do with ... KELIS LOU HOLTZ MAYA ANGELOU Yes, I'm a 'Twi-hard.' I became obsessed. Absolutely obsessed. I didn't watch televi... E. L. JAMES HENRY ROLLINS I do want to make powerful works of art with people, but I also just want to have fun. I've neve... AHNA O'REILLY LADY GAGA WASHED OUT I'm going to reach out to everybody, Democrat, Republican and independent. I'm going to work... VERN BUCHANAN DONNA MILLS I'm floored that the House leadership would turn its back on job creation for Mississippians. HALEY BARBOUR FLOYD MAYWEATHER, JR. People think I'm laid back, but there's a lot going on in my head. DAVID SEAMAN It's my job to make sure that the people I'm gonna team up with for my music see everything ... CAM My father was the youngest of seven, and nobody lived to be 60. And so we were always sitting shiva ... JUDY BLUME SIDNEY POITIER WERNHER VON BRAUN I'm free of stress and worries now because if I don't like something I'm doing, I just f... JENNY MCCARTHY QUENTIN TARANTINO CAROL BURNETT I'm one of those people who when I go over a bridge, I want to jump. It's just this intense ... WILLEM DAFOE I'm not exactly watching my back. Most people, there's a twinkle when they admonish me. And ... DAVID BRADLEY ZIG ZIGLAR SHAILENE WOODLEY JOE PATERNO MILLA JOVOVICH I'm totally an anxious mess all the time. There's a constant dialogue going on in my brain, ... AUBREY PLAZA I'm at my best when people are depending on me. If it's just on me and I don't have noth... VON MILLER I finished 'Ice Age: Continental Drift' in 2012, and I'm living in my agent's guest ... JASON FUCHS MICHAEL MOORE LUKE EVANS My hands are huge. When I was on 'Scrubs,' Zach Braff used to make fun of them all the time.... ELIZA COUPE
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