Informal is what women always say they're going to be and never are

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue - you sell him a whole new life.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them.