In times like these it is difficult not to write satire

difficile est saturam non scribere

Satire is what closes Saturday night.

It is difficult not to write satire. [Lat., Difficile est satiram non scribere.]

If grass is greener on the other side, why wait at this side of the fence?

It is proved...that things cannot be other than they are, for since everything was made for a purpose, it follows that everything is made for the best purpose.