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In this state, we have never had a gas shortage, ever! Even during the Opec embargo we never had a gas shortage.


Bill Green

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AHMED KHALAF The issue is not the gas supply, it's the power outages, ... There's no gas shortage.
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LON ANDERSON Without amendments we would never even have had the Bill of Rights.
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MARK MCCUTCHEN We don't have a shortage of gasoline. We have a delivery problem.
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IAN WITTERS Certainly a mini-boom. We have a lot of area that the deeper targets have never been drilled. We thi...
DAVID HARRIS Things come to me pretty regularly. There is never a shortage or a backlog.
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JANET ABERCROMBIE We have had upward of 1,200 complaints on the price of gas.
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DANIEL RIVERA I don't even think about it. We always had a good relationship. If we would have had a fight or some...
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RICK MOORE We think gas prices had something to do with it.
CANDACE SMITH It's not a bad idea, but didn't we have a water shortage two years ago?
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DAN STESSEL You've had not only a steady rise in actual oil and gas prices, but you have had a steady rise in th...
GEOFF KIEBURTZ I have some real grievances on this issue, ... We have pushed for years to get a natural gas pipelin...
TOM HARKIN I couldn't help him because we've got the same shortage of skilled people in this part of the state.
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MIKE MORGAN We did have some component shortage issues that we believe are behind us.
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GERARD BURG This is really much more important than OPEC supply as their spare capacity is largely heavy and sou...
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SOURCE UNKNOWN The biggest shortage of all is the shortage of common sense.
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MERCER REYNOLDS This is all we can do. We have to buy gas.
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BILLY POWELL There is no shortage of actual physical supplies; what there is is a shortage of spare capacity.
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JOHN GREEN Come over here so I can examine your face with my hands and see deeper into your soul than a sighted...
JOHN GREEN Gus: "It tastes like..."
Me: "Food."
Gus: "Yes, precisely. It tastes like food, excellentl...
JOHN GREEN But it is the nature of stars to cross, and never was Shakespeare more wrong than when he has Cassiu...
JOHN GREEN I imagined the Augustus Waters analysis of that comment: If I am playing basketball in heaven, does ...
JOHN GREEN I love you present tense.
JOHN GREEN She loved mysteries so much, that she became one.
JOHN GREEN It's just that I learned a while ago that the best way to get people to like you is not to like them...
JOHN GREEN There was time before organisms experienced consciousness, and there will be time after. And if the ...
JOHN GREEN As the tide washed in, the Dutch Tulip Man faced the Ocean:
"Conjoiner rejoinder poisoner conce...
JOHN GREEN And then the line was quite but not dead. I almost felt like he was there in my room with me, but in...
JOHN GREEN All salvation is temporary," Augustus shot back. "I bought them a minute. Maybe that's the minute th...
JOHN GREEN