In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast.

I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.
I turned around and ran like hell.

Thank God for wisecracks.