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In success, you wouldn't be able to say I'm conservative or liberal. I'm part of the blame-America-last crowd.


Stephen Colbert

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STEPHEN KING Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.
STEPHEN KING I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find th...
STEPHEN KING You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long a...
STEPHEN KING When asked, 'How do you write?' I invariably answer, 'one word at a time.'
STEPHEN KING The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there... and still on your fe...
STEPHEN KING Let's face it. No kid in high school feels as though they fit in.
STEPHEN KING We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.
STEPHEN KING People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small ...
STEPHEN KING Synergy is better than my way or your way. It's our way.
STEPHEN COVEY Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them.
STEPHEN COVEY Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you.
STEPHEN COVEY Listen with the intent to understand, not the intent to reply.
STEPHEN COVEY Our population and our use of the finite resources of planet Earth are growing exponentially, along ...
STEPHEN HAWKING Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs.
STEPHEN COVEY The director of 'Independence Day,' 'Godzilla' and 'The Patriot' has certain...
STEPHEN HUNTER Alliances and partnerships produce stability when they reflect realities and interests.
STEPHEN KINZER