In religion, India is the only millionaire - the One land that all men desire to see, and having seen once, by even a glimpse, would not give that glimpse for all the shows of all the rest of the globe combined

India has 2,000,000 gods and worships them all. In religion, all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

Buy land, they're not making it anymore

In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

Ours is the "land of the free" nobody denies that nobody challenges it. (Maybe it is because we won't let other people testify.)

More men go to church than want to.