In real life, of course, it is the hare that wins. Every time. Look around you.

I can't wait to see The Grinch. It's so out of the world. Every time a movie like that comes out, I'm stoked. It's like real life.

Real love is a pilgrimage. It happens when there is no strategy, but it is very rare because most people are strategists.

Cynicism is what passes for insight when courage is lacking.

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you; they make you perfect. It's not real life.

I'm a real dumb-dumb in real life. I'm just book smart. But definitely not street smart. The other day I lost my jacket in a cab. And I'll forget things every time I leave the house.