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In past years, we've had a lot of comedy. Honestly, I think this is some of the best stuff we've seen across the board. Partly, it's because we're starting to be well known around the world's film schools.


Josh Weinberg

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JOSH KELLER A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
JOSH BILLINGS The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one
JOSH STERN Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..'

I tell my dat...
JOSH STERN Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.
JOSH BILLINGS The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.
JOSH LANYON A pause followed my greeting. Then “We’re watching you ” whispered the voice on the other end....
JOSH LANYON Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
JOSH BILLINGS As a general thing, when the woman wears the pants in the family, she has a good right to them.
JOSH BILLINGS Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.
JOSH BILLINGS I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's...
JOSH BILLINGS To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it.
JOSH JENKINS Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
JOSH BILLINGS Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corr...
JOSH BILLINGS A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.
JOSH BILLINGS If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectac...
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