In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.