In my life, I have prayed but one prayer: oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

It's been a long way, but we're here.

I'd like to say I was smart enough to finish six grades in five years, but I think perhaps the teacher was just glad to get rid of me.

A-OK full go.

Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.