In my 20 years of baseball, I've been misquoted three or four times, and for someone who talks as much as I do, that's incredible.

Baseball is not a sport you can achieve individually.

I had three jobs my junior and senior year of high school. I worked for the gas station and worked for a pizza place.

I've had teammates I didn't get along with, who hasn't? I've never had a teammate call me a bad guy, while he was my teammate, and if he did when I was gone what kind of teammate was he anyway?

I'd only been in the business three or four years, but I told myself that someday I'd like to be Mort Janklow.

I've only dressed in drag three or four times.